We Can Think Of Two Big Reasons Why This Kid Won The Baby Race At Yesterday’s Miami Heat Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Thirsty.

Gorgeous women with their massive jugs hanging out of their dresses at Miami Heat home games are becoming almost as trendy as college football players committing a rape. The latest effort comes courtesy of this MILF who was on the court at halftime of yesterday’s 103-98 Heat win for a HEAT Baby Race.

The premise of a Baby Race is fairly simple. Five moms bring their babies onto the court, and they use whatever they think will help lure their child across the finish line first. You know, things like keys, plush animals, their favorite toys, or in this case, their gigantic tits:

Nice win, kid. Although by the looks of things, you’ve been winning whenever your mom says it’s time to eat…

Wait, there’s more: Northern Iowa Is In The NCAA Tournament Because Of This Buzzer-Beating Shot

You have got to see this shit:

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