Milwaukee’s Brett Phillips Is The Fire Marshall Bill Of Major League Baseball

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by Tommy Gimler

Not like we want to see it, but when this guy blows his load, his O face must really be something special.

Prior to spring training, you probably best recognized Brett Phillips from the phrase, “Who the fuck is Brett Phillips?” But thanks to one of the most legendary laughs in the history of mankind, the Milwaukee Brewers outfield prospect is on the verge of becoming a household name.

Try watching these clips of Phillips yucking it up without pissing yourself:

Seriously, I think they would have stoned him in Ancient Egypt for laughing like that.

But not us. We fucking love it. In fact, that laugh has landed Brett Phillips a spot in the top ten on the list of guys who can plow my sister, in part because he reminds us of one of the greatest sketch comedy characters of all time: Fire Marshall Bill…

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You have got to see this shit:

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