If Kevin Durant’s New Shoes Catch On Then I’m Fucking Moving To Canada

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by Tommy Gimler

Might as well wear a goddamn cape while you’re at it, KD.

I hate winters. I hate the cold. I hate the ice. I hate the snow.

But I’ll tell you what: I hate none of them as much as I hate Kevin Durant’s new superhero boots that’s he trying to pass off as basketball shoes, so I’ll fucking move to Canada if these things catch on:

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Yeah, those are going to be a ton of fun to pull off after running up down the court for 48 minutes.

You might as well put on a red nose and balance a few dishes on your head and palms while riding a unicycle during the halftime show if you’re wearing those fucking things because let’s face it: All you are is one step closer to becoming a goddamn clown, which speaking of clowns, might be the only thing I hate more than this sorry fucking excuse for footwear…

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You have got to see this shit:

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