And Now Your Bracket Looks Like This Thanks To Michigan State

michigan state upset

by Tommy Gimler

Probably the biggest first-round upset in NCAA Tournament history. Thanks for shoving a screwdriver up our peeholes, Sparty.

The #2-seeded Michigan State Spartans never led in their shocking loss to the #15-seeded Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders Friday afternoon.

Denzel Valentine’s game had bigger holes in it than the one separating his front teeth. Michigan State’s defense was more embarrassing than Bernard Marsonek, and that dude once got busted fucking his pit bull in front of his neighbors. And the end result was a 90-81 upset loss to a Blue Raiders team who lost to a pig shit awful Louisiana Tech team less than one month ago.

So, anybody running a second chance pool?

Wait, there’s more: These 5 Players In The NCAA Tournament Can Eat A Dick

You have got to see this shit:

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