Watch This Old Kentucky Fan Pick Up A Girl, Slide Down A Railing And Drop Her On The Concrete Stairs

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by Frank Rhombus

There aren’t many instances where you’ll catch me saying, “I’d rather have a homeless guy covered in his own shit hug my daughter on a playground than ____,” but I’m pretty sure this qualifies.

Kentucky curb stomped Georgia at Rupp Arena last night 82-48, although I’m not sure “curb stomped” does it any justice. Perhaps the better way to put it is that Kentucky bent Georgia over a chair, shoved seven splintered 2×4′s up their ass, and then made them watch while they took turns fisting their mascot Uga.

But perhaps the most disturbing beating of the night took place when an old man started dancing to Billy Idol’s “Mony Mony” during a timeout, awkwardly picked up a young girl who decided to join him, stumbled down a railing and then dropped her on the concrete stairs.

Terrific. I mean, look how much she’s having. Here’s an even better look at it:

The moral of the story? You guessed it: Never let an old man pick up your daughter, especially one wearing a “Call Me!” shirt…

Wait, there’s more: Louisville’s Strength Coach Sure Looks Like He Could Use Some Of Those Hookers

You have got to see this shit:

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