How Great Would A Gay Boxer Against Manny Pacquiao Fight Be?

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by Frank Rhombus

Are you reading this, Vegas?

It’s official, kids: Manny Pacquiao hates the gays.

It’s been almost four years since Pacquiao last spoke out against gay marriage, but that full-on hatred seems to be back and bigger than ever. Speaking to TV5 in the Philippines on Monday, the former boxing champ said that homosexuals are worse than animals.

No, seriously. He said that.

“It’s just common sense,” Pacquiao said. “Do you see any animals of the same sex mating? Animals are better off, they can distinguish between male and female. Now if men are mating with men and women with women, then they are worse than animals.”

He then followed up that gem with an Instagram post filled with verses from the Bible that called for all gays to be put to death:

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Despite deleting the Instagram post and apologizing for his gay bashing, people who don’t watch Fox News on a regular basis were pretty pissed at Pacquiao. In fact, Nike, a company whose products are made by 8-year-old Indonesian kids for mere pennies, was so perturbed by Pacquiao’s remarks that they ended their contract with him.

But we have a much better idea than taking away his endorsements and hoping he fades into obscurity for saying some really stupid shit. We think the thugs at the MGM Grand or South Point should get Pacquiao back in the ring as soon as possible.

But instead of having him go 12 rounds with Mayweather, make sure the guy in the other corner is a bona fide homosexual.

Perhaps it could be Philadelphia’s very own Yusaf Mack, the boxer who is not only a father of 10 but also the star of the gay porn Holiday Hump’n. Or maybe Orlando Cruz, the out gay boxer who has already proven that he’s the bigger man by telling Pacquiao that he is going to pray for him.

And then right before the first bell sounds, a mic should be lowered into the ring and Pacquiao should have to recite those Bible verses and what he said to the Philippines TV station on Monday. And he’ll have to look at that gay boxer the entire time he’s gay bashing him, too.

And then it would be on. Manny “Hater of the Gays” Pacquiao against a gay boxer who’d hopefully and probably have enough fuel on his fire to beat the everliving shit out of him.

Now that is something I would pay 100 bucks to watch go down. It’s almost too easy, Vegas. Please make this happen…

Wait, there’s more: Here’s Lindsey Vonn Doing Pull-Ups Wearing Nothing But Body Paint

You have got to see this shit:

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