Try Telling This Fucking Guy The Panthers Aren’t Going To The Super Bowl

ked woodley

by Tommy Gimler

Lightning fast, big black cats, Panthers kicking ass!

You knew Ked Woodley was serious about this rap game the minute he said, “Fuck doing this shit inside the trailer. We’re shooting this shit outside in the cold without a jacket on, bitch.”

That’s right, kids. Some dude with the first name Ked loves the Carolina Panthers so much that he came up with his own rap song about them, complete with either a beat box on cassette tape or one of those dancing monkeys banging cymbals together to provide the beat. Either way, it’s pretty fucking catchy:

You got respect the fact that Ked Woodley isn’t fucking around once his team gets in the red zone. No need to do something stupid like go for it on 4th and 3. It’s all about putting points on the board. Either get the touchdown or a field goal. That’s how you get the “W” and dominate the foe.

Genius…

Wait, there’s more: Fartgate: Who Farted At The Beginning Of The Fourth Quarter Today In Denver?

You have got to see this shit:

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One Response to Try Telling This Fucking Guy The Panthers Aren’t Going To The Super Bowl

  1. Ked Woodley AKA Cat Daddy says:

    Check out my coffee song on You Tube called (COFFEE LOVA)
    & be sure to check out the new title & new lyrics under
    the comments newest first. Here’s some of the new lyrics.

    Please somebody bring me a hot cup of Starbucks
    I love so much
    the best flavors getting wired
    beverage highly desired

    Just about coffee drinking time
    just about coffee drinking time
    cant wait to sip my coffee
    gives superpowers to me

    Just about coffee drinking time
    just about coffee drinking time
    cant wait to sip my coffee
    just like The Flash I will be

    New song title is

    The Flash On Starbucks

    I was inspired to write & sing this song for my never ending
    desire for coffee my #1 favorite Starbucks plus
    Frank Sinatra & Bob Dylan.

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