New DUD Poll: Which Of These Nut Shots Would You Rather Be The Victim Of?

matt hendricks nut shot

by Frank Rhombus

Your choice: A hockey puck or a cricket ball?

Nobody deserves a nut shot more these days than LeBron James, whose shitdick ways just got a coach who won 67.5 percent of his games canned. But that’s a different story.

The NFC and AFC title games are this Sunday. Golden State continues to make the rest of the NBA their bitch. No top seed in the college game can seem to stay there. Th0se are just some the stories we could have gone with this Friday afternoon, but we decided to go a different route.

Yup, you guessed it: We’re going with the plethora of dick shots plaguing the sporting world lately.

First up, here’s Matt Hendricks of the Edmonton Oilers using his cock and balls to block a puck:

Next up, we have James Taylor taking a cricket ball to the crotch:

A hockey puck is made of vulcanized rubber while a cricket ball is made of a core of cork surrounded by tightly wound string and a leather casing. And that leads us to our latest poll:

 

Wait, there’s more: Try Telling This Fucking Guy The Panthers Aren’t Going To The Super Bowl

You have got to see this shit:

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