Here Are Some Milwaukee Bucks Players Partying At A Tit Bar The Morning Of Their Loss To The Lakers

Milwaukee Bucks at strip club

by Frank Rhombus

I realized yesterday that the number of broads I fucked this month was higher than the Lakers’ win total this season, and that was really something since I’m married. But thanks to the fucking Bucks, that is no longer the case.

The pig shit awful Los Angeles Lakers won just their fourth game of the season Tuesday night against a Milwaukee Bucks team who was too busy getting some ass and titties at a Los Angeles strip club called Ace of Diamonds earlier that morning to give a shit about the team they were supposed to beat roughly 17 hours later.

That’s right, kids. The same team that handed Golden State their first loss of the season three days earlier shit the bed against the Western Conference’s worst team last night. Center Greg Monroe had to sit this one out because of what he said was a sore left knee, but by the looks of things, his knee was just fine. If anything, maybe he sat out because he was suffering from the residual effects of that morning, like having trouble seeing the rim because when he opened his eyes, all he saw was a big black ass instead:

With Monroe out, the Bucks had to turn to Miles Plumlee at center, and that came as a surprise to us because we had no idea he was in the fucking league. And just as you’d imagine, when Miles Plumlee gets 24 minutes of action, odds are you’re not going to win that game. In fact, odds are you’re going to get blown the fuck out, and that’s exactly what happened to Milwaukee.

And I can’t help but think that a chunk of the cash Monroe was throwing at those hookers came courtesy of my old man when he recently bought a family four-pack for my nephews for a stocking stuffer…

Wait, there’s more: What’s It Going To Take For Dwight Howard To Be A Big-Time Basketball Instead Of A Big-Time Pussy?

You have got to see this shit:

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