Some Big Ten Basketball Player Says He’s Absolutely Crushing Ass On And Off Campus

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by Frank Rhombus

And since he doesn’t go to Louisville, odds are that pussy isn’t paid for by an assistant coach either.

Interesting article from The Cut today, as an unnamed Big Ten basketball player told writer David Marchese that he’s having sex with women four or five times a week:

Sometimes on the weekend I’ll hook up with two or three different girls. Many of them are just hooking up with me because I’m a basketball player. They’re using me as well. We’re men, got our hormones and everything, and we kind of just want to release those every now and then. Hooking up does depend on what the girl looks like to a certain degree, and then it depends if I’m tired or not.

Sometimes the guys on the team get competitive about sex. Our freshman summer we actually made it a competition: Who could have sex with the most girls. We had a point system, and we called ourselves the EFC: Elite Fucking Committee. We’d keep track and meet up on Sunday and tell stories.

I remember reading an article on Justin Bieber and how he had a consent form for girls to sign and I’ve honestly thought about doing something similar. I have girls at several Big Ten schools who will come to my hotel room when I’m on the road. Before I go to bed, we’ll hook up, and then I just pass out. I’ve made the mistake of having them stay over, but they keep me up, and then I’m really tired the next day when I have a game.

It gets old sometimes, sleeping with people and having it not mean anything.

Hey, as far as that last line is concerned, I think I speak for everybody when I say, “Fuck you, bro.” But I hear you on the EFC. In high school, my buddies and I made a “Fuckables” list even though the closest any of us had ever come to actually plowing a girl was when our friend Josh fingered my sister at her graduation party.

Oh, and for this stud’s sake, let’s hope he wrapped it up when he went to Urbana-Champaign. Just saying…

Wait, there’s more: We’re Pretty Sure Mike Ditka Farted On Monday Night Countdown Last Night

You have got to see this shit:

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