Here’s An MMA Fighter Whose Boobs Are So Big That They Pushed Her Up A Weight Class
by Frank Rhombus
If that title doesn’t make you click on the post, then odds are you’re a homo. Or you don’t want to get fired from your shitty desk job. One of the two.
Meet Brye Anne Russillo. Odds are she could kick your ass, as she’s a 29-year-old amateur MMA fighter. More specifically, she’s an MMA Fighter whose massive double-D tits are so big that they bumped her up a weight class.
So far, so good.
As a result of those enormous jugs, she’ll be fighting Paige Lian this weekend at the 150-pound class instead of her desired target of 135 pounds, and that chaps her ass something fierce.
“I can’t cut my tits off and put them on the side, they weight 12 pounds,” Russillo said.
And nor should she. Funny comment, but that sounds damn near apocalyptic.
And that’s pretty much the whole story, but odds are you didn’t make it this far anyway. Hey, good luck to both Russillo and her tits this weekend…
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You have got to see this shit:
A life time of embarrassment all in one play pic.twitter.com/ndY1ALfIcc
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