Some Of C.J. Wilson’s Teammates Think He’s A Big Pussy

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by Tommy Gimler

If one of those teammates was Mickey Mouse, then that would be really embarrassing.

The Los Angeles Angels of Disneyland – or whatever the hell they’re called these days – are fading faster than Iggy Azalea’s career, and their run at a second consecutive AL West crown just took a serious hit, as C.J. Wilson will reportedly undergo surgery on his left elbow to remove bone spurs and will probably miss the rest of the season.

Wilson has been pitching with those same bone spurs for most of the season, but he told MLB.com’s Alden Gonzalez that he is shutting it down because he doesn’t want to risk blowing out his shoulder, a decision, given that it comes at a time when the Angels find themselves three games behind the division-leading Astros, that is making him look like a gigantic pussy – like an Ava Devine hump hole kind of gigantic – in the eyes of some of his teammates:

To the public, manager Mike Scioscia says he’s confident that other Angels pitchers would be able to fill in for Wilson. Privately, though, several Angels players expressed frustration in Wilson’s decision, with some believing he should’ve continued to try to pitch through the issue.

Wilson was adamant in saying he can no longer push through it.

“I’ve been pushing through it for a couple months,” said Wilson, 8-8 with a 3.89 ERA in 132 innings. “I’ve thrown 100 innings in this condition, and it’s just consistently getting worse. As it gets worse, the risk of blowing my shoulder out and being completely done with baseball increases, and I’m not willing to take that risk.”

Basically, it sounds like Wilson had two options here. One, he could just pitch through the pain for a few more months and hopefully register a few gritty performances on the ol’ game log as the Angels win just their second World Series in franchise history, and he’ll forever be a hero in the eyes of millions of Angels fans. Or at the very worst, he takes the mound in an effort to pitch through the pain and blows out his shoulder or elbow in the process, and he’s still in line to collect $20 million while he rehabs next year.

Or you could decide to put what will probably amount to a few of the shittiest years of your career down the road in front of your teammates’ quest for a championship this year and be known as the locker room pussy.

It looks as though Wilson chose the latter, and that means if the Angels can’t move him and his Melissa McCarthy gunt-esque $20 million salary this offseason, next year in the Angels locker room is going to be quite uncomfortable for him, like a “getting caught masturbating at a funeral” kind of uncomfortable.

So, is C.J. Wilson one big pussy? Only time will tell, but this picture sure doesn’t help:

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