Watch Paul Felder Get Kicked In The Dick Harder Than Chris Brown Hits Women
by Frank Rhombus
I don’t want to hear how you stubbed your big toe on the way to the shitter this morning. And I don’t want to hear how you have the bitch of all headaches after a night of crushing PBRs and shots of Evan Williams.
And the reason why I don’t want to hear about it? You guessed it: Because there is no way it hurts as bad as this kick to the dick Paul Felder received courtesy of Edson Barboza during last night’s bout that was part of UFC on FOX 16:
Felder miraculously shook it off and continued the battle, although he eventually lost by unanimous decision, which I guess you could classify as another kick in the nards…
Wait, there’s more: This Japanese Baseball Player Is Nothing More Than A Gigantic Waste Of Time
You have got to see this shit: