Madison Bumgarner Has Made Clayton Kershaw His Bitch

Madison Bumgarner

by Andy Ostroff

Having adopted the Dodgers as my second favorite team, this is kind of hard to watch. In fact, I feel guilty just talking about it.

But is Madison Bumgarner purposefully trying to make Clayton Kershaw his bitch, or is that just kind of happening on its own? Yikes!

Bumgarner is 3-0 against Kershaw this year, and he hit this monster home run off of him to boot.

It feels like if you even say you’re flying to Madison, Wisconsin in the presence of Kershaw, he might break down and cry.

And are players talking about this? When Kershaw enters the room are they quieting down and then saying “nothing” when Kershaw asks what they were talking about? If so, there might be a lot of awkward silences in the Dodgers locker room this week.

I mean, I know the season is young, but damn…

Wait, there’s more: Some Asshole In China Has Been Sneaking Into Women’s Restrooms And Eating Their Shit For The Last Eight Years

You have got to see this shit:

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