Josh Harrison Has Been On Fire Since We Called Him A Giant Turd
by Tommy Gimler
On May 13, we wrote an article suggesting Pittsburgh Pirates third baseman Josh Harrison might be the second coming of former Brewers turd Bill Hall. Since then, he’s been hotter than Alice Eve plugging herself with Nicole Neal‘s fist.
In fact, Harrison has recorded at least one hit in every single game since that hysterical post, and his 11-game hitting streak is currently the longest in the National League.
On May 13, Harrison was hitting a pig shit awful .181. He’s now hitting .261 thanks to a ten-game stretch where he’s gone 21-for-44 (.477) with five doubles, a home run, seven runs scored, and five RBI.
So, I guess there’s nothing more to say other than this:
Wait, there’s more: Madison Bumgarner Has Made Clayton Kershaw His Bitch
You have got to see this shit: