Vanderbilt’s Head Coach To Player: ‘I’ll Fucking Kill You’

kevin stallings i'm going to fucking kill you

by Tommy Gimler

Hey, clapping in an opponent’s face after you beat them on their home court is a dick move, but it’s not as pathetic as a head coach telling one of his own players that he’s going to fucking kill them, especially when you’re the head coach of the winning team.

The last time Vanderbilt and Tennessee squared off, Tennessee won a tight one in overtime in Nashville. It was a “Who gives a shit?” game for 99 percent of the college basketball fans in this country, but it spiced up the “rivalry” between the Volunteers and Commodores a tad when after the game, Tennessee guard Josh Richardson called the Vanderbilt players pussies. Well, sort of:

I just feel we out-toughed them a little bit. I think Vandy did a good job of attacking us the whole game and being tough, but I think we were a little bit tougher tonight.

That didn’t sit well with Vanderbilt guard Wade Baldwin, and he was the clown who was clapping in the faces of the Tennessee players after tonight’s 73-65 victory. That didn’t sit well with Baldwin’s coach Kevin Stallings, so naturally, Stallings told Baldwin that he was going to fucking kill him:

We were nearly positive that Stallings really didn’t want to kill his freshman guard, and Stallings himself confirmed that after the game:

In my haste to resolve the situation, I made a very inappropriate comment. While obviously it was not meant literally, it was still inappropriate. I apologized to the player immediately following the game, although displaying good sportsmanship is of the highest priority in our program.

But it got us thinking about what a player could possibly say to his head coach that would warrant the response of “I’ll fucking kill you,” and it would be meant to be taken literally. Here’s a short list:

I fucked your mother so hard last night that now her hump hole is just as bald as your head.

Hey, dickhead. Your birth certificate is actually just an apology note from the abortion clinic.

Jesus Christ, who opened up a can of sardines? Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know your wife was here.

You’re mom made the right call when she killed herself. Too bad she waited until after you were born, though.

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