It’s Official: Michelle Ulibarri Is The Sexiest Woman At The DUD
by Tommy Gimler
We asked you to vote for the sexiest piece of eye candy at the DUD, and you have spoken quite loudly. It appears that Michelle Ulibarri m-m-m-m-makes us all very happy.
More than 1,700 people placed votes during the two-week contest, and Michelle received almost 85 percent of them. She took home the $300 top prize as a result, and that means if she’s interested in buying a house in Detroit, she’s halfway there.
Meanwhile, we said that one random person who left a comment on the page would take home fifty bucks just for telling us who they voted for and why. We’ll assume it’s not his birth name, but “Nacho Dan” was the winner thanks to this comment:
Heather Lynn is pointing to her butthole. Sold.
Not necessarily Pulitzer Prize-winning material, but in a contest that chooses a random winner, it doesn’t have to be.
Finally, we’re all winners because Michelle left us with these sexy pics as an encore. Thanks again for voting, and enjoy!
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