Jameis Winston Suspended For First Half Of Clemson Game After Repeatedly Yelling ‘Fuck Her Right In The Pussy’ On Campus

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: Jameis Winston is a hell of an athlete, but he is a goddamn idiot.

I’ll admit that jumping on top of a table in a college union and yelling “fuck her right in the pussy” sounds like a ton of fun. Hell, I was doing shit like that on a daily basis when I was roaming the halls of Fletcher Hall at UW-Oshkosh, and nobody gave a baker’s fuck. I was Frankie Fucking Rhombus, and if I wasn’t cussing like a sailor, then you knew I had either just flunked another midterm or some fat broad hadn’t called me back yet.

But one thing I didn’t have was a Heisman Fucking Trophy. I also wasn’t caught on video stealing crab legs from the local Piggly Wiggly. And I sure as shit didn’t have a rape investigation still looming over my dome. No sir. When a girl said no to Frankie Fucking Rhombus, I might have called her a fat cunt and moved on, but hey, I never held her down and porked her if she didn’t want it.

The point is that I could get away with downing a 40 of High Life in the stairwell and giving every broad who walked by the shocker sign. I was Frank Rhombus, and I was just at Oshkosh for six years to get my journalism degree and maybe a little stink finger every now and then.

But right now, Jameis Winston needs to make a choice, and it’s apparently not going to be an easy one for him:

Does he want to continue to play football and  baseball at a high level and win awards at Florida State and be known for that while he waits to go pro, or does he want to walk around campus yelling “fuck her right in the pussy” or something else of that magnitude like a regular FSU turd?

It’s pretty obvious what Jimbo Fisher and the rest of folks on campus want, and that’s his stupid ass on the football field so they can win some football games and bring in a shitload of money to the university. If they really gave a shit about sending a message to players that acting a fool is something that won’t be tolerated in their program, or if they really thought Sean Maguire was a good quarterback, they probably would have given him more than just a little slap on his pee-pee and suspended him for more than one half of this Saturday’s game against Clemson…

Wait, there’s more: Check Out This FSU Art Student’s Painting Of A Frat Boy Blowing Jameis Winston

You gotta see this shit…

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