Happy 4th, America! This Independence Day, Try Eating Apple Pie Instead Of Fucking It

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by Frank Rhombus

I was finally reading a few posts on the DUD this week, and I noticed that Gimler still had a poll up about Opening Day. I was like, “Jesus fuck, Gim. That was like six years ago, bro.” So, he went ahead and created a new DUD poll, one that is rather patriotic.

I’m going to be honest. I really could give two shits about what you and your fat wife are going to do this weekend. All I care about is how low the price of a Keystone Light 12-pack is these days at Ralph’s. Six bucks? Yeah, we’ll see who wins this battle.

Any crap, have a great weekend, and please do Gimler a favor and answer his new shitty poll…

 

 

Oh, and here are five of the hottest women we could find on the web wearing something patriotic. Happy 4th…

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