Check Out How Pathetic The Line For Single Game Minnesota Vikings Tickets Was

pathetic vikings line

by Tommy Gimler

Whether the starting quarterback of this year’s Minnesota Vikings squad is Teddy Bridgewater, Matt Cassel, or turd Christian Ponder, it looks as though nobody in Minnesota gives a shit.

The guys at Deadspin posted this hysterical picture today of what could be a line for Clay Aiken autographs, but in reality, it was the line for Minnesota Vikings single game ticket purchases. Only one poor fucker, Anthony Williams, waited in line before 7am, and by the time the tickets went on sale at 9am, there were only 14 people wanting to see the Vikings play a game at the University of Minnesota’s TCF Bank Stadium.

Williams told CBS Minnesota that he wanted to buy tickets for himself and four of his friends to the season opener, but that would have required him to buy tickets to another game. Watching multiple Vikings games in person must be as horrific as it sounds because Williams said no thanks and settled for the Week 4 matchup against the Atlanta Falcons.

And just to further illustrate how pathetic the Minnesota Vikings are these days, it only took four hours for the people of Minneapolis to buy up every single ticket to a Kenny Chesney concert at Target Field three years ago. Apparently, even people in Minneapolis would rather see a gay cowboy sing country music than watch one game of Minnesota Vikings football…

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