ESPN’s Tom Penn Thinks The Miami Heats’s Addition Of Shabazz Napier Will Keep It Going In “South Bitch”

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by Tommy Gimler

If that’s really what it’s called, then we finally get why mega-bitch Dwyane Wade loves playing there so much.

LeBron James opted out of the final two years of his contract with the Miami Heat earlier this week, and it was rumored that Pat Riley and the rest of the Heat front office were going to do whatever it took short of taking turns sticking their tongues up his asshole to get him to come back. Trading for UConn guard/stud Shabazz Napier in last night’s NBA Draft was a great start in their effort to woo James back to South Beach.

Well, at least that’s what it used to be called.

ESPN analyst Tom Penn was given the simple task of describing just how much landing Napier would mean to the Heat’s future as well as the effect it could have on getting James back into a Miami uniform. And like most things ESPN attempts these days, it didn’t go so well:

Then again, let’s be honest. If you’ve been to Miami lately, “South Bitch” is pretty accurate…

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