Broad In High Heels Fucking Eats It On The Ice After Kings Win Stanley Cup

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by Frank Rhombus

Since only suburbanite assholes who don’t know any better watch the local news, we missed this one. But after the Los Angeles Kings won the Stanley Cup last night, Kings Ice Crew girl Hannah Hunsinger and her high heels hit the ice to celebrate. Oh, and so did her fucking face.

Shit, Lou Diamond Phillips has really fallen off since starring in La Bamba. But that isn’t the story here. Watch in the background as Hunsinger attempts to walk three feet on the ice in high heels and fails almost as miserably as John Travolta trying to convince everybody he’s not a homo:

Hunsinger was apparently OK after the fall, and she tweeted this picture as proof:

 

Hunsinger’s gorgeous, but check out the gunt on that Heavy D mother fucker in the background. How in the hell has the ice beneath him not cracked? Look, I love Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles just as much as the next guy, but that lard ass is beyond ridiculous. #MalePrecious, brah…

 

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