Whoever Punched This Ass Clown At The Nationals Game Should Lose His Fucking Job

Jungle Bird punched at baseball game

by Frank Rhombus

I don’t want to hear that this is just a product of the times that we’re living in. Sure, some dipshit ran onto the field during the ninth inning of tonight’s Mets-Nationals game, and he deserves to be arrested and fined. But does the poor bastard deserve to be punched and body slammed as he’s obviously giving himself up to be handcuffed? Fuck no.

Check this out. Apparently, the fan’s name is “Jungle Bird,” and he’s basically the Ron Jeremy of running on professional sports fields. From the U.S. Open to some homosexual soccer match, Jungle Bird has been in the middle of it, and tonight was apparently his first go of it on a Major League Baseball diamond.

According to most witnesses as well as the videos below, Jungle Bird was able to run the bases during the game without being tackled by security. But after he held out his arms in an effort to give himself up, some East Coast meathead piece of shit security dick went overboard:

Seriously, that was almost as uncalled for as giving Lil Wayne a Grammy…

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One Response to Whoever Punched This Ass Clown At The Nationals Game Should Lose His Fucking Job

  1. Ron Swanson says:

    Yeah, I was at the game. It was really awful of the security guard–the guard didn’t try and stop the fan, he just waited until he presented no threat and then decked him. Not a nice thing to do at all.

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