Was That A Joint On Ha Ha Clinton-Dix’s Couch?
by Frank Rhombus
Was the newest member of the Green Bay Packers packing some weed yesterday? Look, we’re not necessarily saying it was his – I mean, it could have fallen out of the cleavage of some hooker who came over to give him a good luck handy before the biggest night of his life – but that sure as shit looked like a joint on Ha Ha Clinton-Dix’s couch.
Just before 2pm yesterday, Clinton-Dix gave a shoutout to Mophie by posting this photo to Twitter:
— Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (@haha_cd6) May 8, 2014
Only it wasn’t the phone or that tasty burger that caught the attention of his followers:
— Gudelj (@UstaNak) May 8, 2014
— Vivek Sivakumar (@vivsiv) May 8, 2014
About three hours later, Clinton-Dix finally issued a retort to the inquiries:
For those who got jokes….I was in a crowded restaurant…relax people. pic.twitter.com/Jl0VyOb54E
— Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (@haha_cd6) May 9, 2014
Let’s be honest. That photo isn’t going to quash our suspicions…