So, Miguel Olivo Bit Off Part Of His Teammate’s Ear

miguel olivo ear biting

by Tommy Gimler

We thought well-traveled dog shit catcher Miguel Olivo had played himself out of professional baseball by now, but the dude actually had a few at-bats at the big league level this year. Now it turns out that he may have eaten his way out instead.

As of Tuesday, Olivo had been catching for the Albuquerque Isotopes, the Triple-A affiliate of the Los Angeles Dodgers. But he has since been suspended after biting off part of teammate Alex Guerrero’s ear during a dugout altercation.

Guerrero apparently needed plastic surgery and could miss up to five weeks. Meanwhile, Olivo has been suspended and has likely played his last game in the Dodgers organization. Dodgers GM Ned Colletti told reporters, “We don’t condone it, and we don’t think it’s constructive.”

No word if the reporters were all five-year-old retards because, um, no shit, Ned.

You might remember Guerrero as the Cuban infielder Los Angeles gave $28 million to and then sent to the minors. You might remember Olivo as the turd who told Telemundo during spring training that if he wasn’t a baseball player, he would be a boxer like Mike Tyson.

We think Guerrero should feel extremely fortunate that he didn’t piss off Heath Bell’s fat ass instead or else we might be talking about more than just a section of ear here. I mean, look at this fucking guy:



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