Nick Foles Apparently Has The Biggest Dick In The Eagles Locker Room

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by Frank Rhombus

The dude is slinging pigskins for the Philadelphia Eagles in the fall and winter, but Nick Foles apparently carries a gigantic purple-headed yogurt slinger with him year round.

According to the website, Nick Foles was known as “Big Dick Nick” during his playing days at the University of Arizona, so much so that women on campus were afraid to fuck him. Barstool Sports posted a text from one of their faithful that said Foles’ cock was so big that he had to fold it up just to fit it in his cup.

Now Deadspin has posted an excerpt from a Reddit Q&A with Eagles linebacker Connor Barwin in which Barwin said the owner of the “biggest wiener in the locker room” was Foles:

Q: Lifelong Eagles fan here to the point of being able to rattle off strength and conditioning coaches, practice squad lineman, etc. One factoid I’ll never have access to: Biggest weiner (sic) in the locker room? My sleeper picks are Alex ‘Moose Knuckle’ Henery and Nasty Nate Allen. Your astute clarification would be appreciated.

A: Doesn’t the internet know it’s Nick Foles?
“I do not condone this reply.” — Evan Mathis

While it shines a pretty big light on the fact that Foles was blessed with more than just a powerful right arm, it does nothing to confirm our assumption that former Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson had the smallest pud in the 19148…

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12 Responses to Nick Foles Apparently Has The Biggest Dick In The Eagles Locker Room

  1. Gary Wheeler says:

    Just wondering if he’s ever measured it. It sound like he could be packing something that is a foot long when hard. Just curious because everyone talks about it being so huge. And when women won’t fuck him because of his size it’s got to be somewhere in that neighborhood. It makes my 7 1/4 incher seem like a baby’s dick.

  2. Angela says:

    7 1/4 inches is not a baby cock. Most men are only 5 inches, maybe 6 inches long when hard. I’m guessing big dick Nick is 8 inches? Is he cut or not cut?

  3. Hey, now you can buy a BIG DICK NICK jersey!

  4. P Diddy Duff says:

    If his cock is the biggest in an NFL locker room he is slanging much more than 8 inches…Nick is working with a flaccid 7 inches. Depending on the quality of the woman..or man, if that’s what he digs, I mean he is a pastor, it’s probably a 9 and a half incher.

  5. Nick Foles says:

    My dick is actaully 16.5 inches thank you

  6. Big Dick Nick says:

    ya im packin for dayz bro

  7. Yogurt Slinger says:

    Does BDN’s lean east or west? Most pant meat that large strays right or left a little.

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