Apparently Adam Jones Doesn’t Care For Fans Who Run On The Field
by Tommy Gimler
Two Yankees fans ran onto the field during the eighth inning of New York’s 14-5 ass pounding administered by the Baltimore Orioles today, and O’s center fielder Adam Jones apparently wasn’t too fond of their actions.
Here’s what Baltimore’s stud outfielder told reporters after the game:
I think it’s idiotic for people to run on the field, and I think the punishment needs to be a lot harsher, and they should let us have a shot to kick them with our metal spikes on because it’s stupid. You look like an [idiot] when you run on the field.
We don’t go to any other events. We don’t go to other sporting events and do that to their jobs, but they come to ours and do that. I get it, you’re drunk and you want to be on SportsCenter. Your [butt] is going to jail with a fine, and you might not be allowed to come back to the ballpark.
I remember a couple of years ago, one dude broke his ankle in Baltimore. I was laughing at him. I wish he shattered his femur because it’s stupid. It’s just plain old stupid. Anybody who does it, I wish the cops tase the [hell] out of them. I wish that.
Meanwhile, teammate Ryan Flaherty didn’t seem to mind, even as one of the fans attempted to hide behind him:
I wasn’t sure whether to get out of the way of the guy or tackle him. I think he was trying to use me as a shield to protect himself from the security guard. That was the first time [a fan] came that close. He was there, but it was kind of funny.
The DUD Conclusion
Adam Jones needs to get laid…