A Backup Catcher Is Apparently The Real Life Roy Hobbs

knocks cover off ball

by Tommy Gimler

Unless you live in the Milwaukee or Pittsburgh metropolitan areas, odds are you weren’t tuned into the Brewers-Pirates game because you were busy doing anything else. But in the sixth inning of their 5-3 win, Brewers backup catcher Martin Maldonado reached first base after literally knocking the cover off the ball.

I mean, sure, there are no lights exploding above the upper deck like it’s the 4th of July or any sign of Kim Basinger fucking the entire Brewers team, but it’s still pretty damn impressive.

On another note, I haven’t heard that many old men say “I have never seen that before” since I went down to the Elks Lodge and let them fuck around with my Brazzers account…

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