Win The Daily Upper Decker’s March Madness Bracket And Your Fat Ass Wins $100!

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by Tommy Gimler

Hey, it might not be a billion dollars for a perfect bracket, but that’s still enough cash to take your mom out to Arby’s about twelve times.

That’s right! It’s almost NCAA Tourney time, and that means this weekend, most of you will be watching college basketball for the first time this year. It also means it’s time for The DUD’s 3rd Annual Free NCAA March Madness Bracket Challenge. And this year, we’re giving away another $100 if your bracket is the top dog.

This fucking thing is so easy that a woman won it last year. Here’s how to sign up:

1) Pay nothing. It’s free. How are you not getting that?

2) Click on this link:

3) Create a bracket. Be sure to use an email address that I can contact you at when you win. Is it a ton of fun to name your bracket “Your Mom’s Hump Hole Smells Like Moth Balls?” Of course it is. But if you don’t use an email address when you sign up, then we can’t contact you to find out where to send the cash.

4) Fill out your bracket sometime between after it is announced on Sunday and before the games start next Thursday. Don’t worry about the play-in games, as those teams are all pure pig shit anyway.

5) If your bracket finishes with the most points, you win $100. Just don’t tell your bitch wife or you know she’ll take it from you.

That’s it! Please send this on to your friends, family, and fuck buddies. If you have any questions, ask somebody else…

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