Dipshit Doctor Tells Fox 2 In Detroit The Patriots Will Win Tomorrow
by Frank Rhombus
Well, they sure as shit won’t lose, doc, and that’s probably because they aren’t playing.
This is Dr. Shukri David, and he’s a cardiologist in the nation’s largest shithole the majority of people refer to as the greater Detroit metro area:
David took time out of his Saturday morning to join reporter Deena Centofanti on the local FOX affiliate’s morning show to discuss – of all things related to the Super Bowl – fucking heart health. The interview was almost as boring as Inside Llewyn Davis until Centofanti decided to ask a guy who looks like the least likely candidate to discuss anything of importance in relation to professional sports who he thought was going to win the big game.
Why, the Patriots, of course:
Let’s hope he does a little more research before he recommends some poor fucker who really doesn’t need a quadruple bypass…