Rams Player Brings Down Vernon Davis By His Bologna Pony

vernon davis

by Tommy Gimler

Most of the time when a Facebook friend sends us a video of one man grabbing ahold of another man’s dick, he is instantly deleted. But we’ll give Jeffrey in Dallas a pass on this one.

Almost midway through the third quarter in Sunday’s dog shit 49ers-Rams game, San Francisco was clinging to a one-touchdown lead when Colin Kaepernick found tight end Vernon Davis for a first down, and Rams safety T.J. McDonald literally pulled a dick move to bring him down:

No word yet as to whether or not this will be part Cris Carter’s “C’mon Man” segment Monday night, but we’re sure whatever he uses will be just awful.

We also assumed that all NFL players wore cups, but apparently Davis couldn’t find one big enough. The 49ers tight end didn’t have anything to say about the tackle after the game, but it’s not like he can be that mad at McDonald. After all, the Rams safety could have brought him down like this instead:

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