This Crazy Broad Crying After Getting Zero Redskins Autographs Means It’s Time For A New DUD Poll

Crying Redskins Fan

by Tommy Gimler

A cracked-out homeless dude/meth addict sitting outside a Redondo Beach 7-Eleven once told me, “Man, bitches be all crazy and shit,” and there wasn’t even a woman walking within a two-block radius of this joint. Imagine what he would have come up with after watching this pathetic excuse for a human being named Kimberly Lewis who went home sans autographs after spending “all day” at Redskins camp.

Jesus fuck. Anybody desperate enough to plow this broad better, well, not. Now, go answer our poll question…

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2 Responses to This Crazy Broad Crying After Getting Zero Redskins Autographs Means It’s Time For A New DUD Poll

  1. Jay says:

    I still don’t understand the fascination we have with people’s signatures. I have things that are signed and every time I see them, I just say, “Why?”.

    • tgrim says:

      I agree. Is it to show that some object and a famous person were once in the same place together? Fuckin stupid.

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