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Chad Qualls Falls

by Tommy Gimler

It’s difficult to look at a fat ass like Chad Qualls and call him an athlete. Hell, that’s why every MLB team passed on his services except the Marlins. And his attempt to celebrate a strikeout via the Tiger Woods fist pump last night didn’t do his image any favors.

The good news for Qualls is that since he plays in Miami, not many people saw this.

We’re still trying to determine which is more embarrassing, Qualls taking a tumble or the Miami Marlins franchise. Either way, this story is over. Writing about Chad Qualls and the Miami Marlins is about as sexy as Rush Limbaugh fucking, well, anything…

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