In True NBA Fashion, Kevin Durant Is Sporting A Massive Back Tattoo With A Misspelled Word In It

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s hard to get to know everything about an artist when you walk into a tattoo parlor. I mean, asking for a criminal background check can be insulting, and it costs money. But putting the guy who is about to permanently cover your back with a massive Bible verse through a basic spelling test or at least double checking his artwork before he takes the needle to your back really isn’t out of the question, and that’s something that NBA superstar/stud/guy I wish my sister was plowing Kevin Durant probably wishes he would have done before getting this:

Personally, I’m with Ricky Bobby, and I like to picture Jesus Christ as a baby Jesus lying in a ghost manger, but if Durant wants to sport an image of him that looks like he just went six rounds with Tyson, that’s his choice. The bigger issue here is that the word “mature” at the bottom of his back is spelled “mautre” instead.

Who knows? Maybe the tattoo artist was a Spurs fan. Or maybe he had as much trouble with spelling at a fifth grade level as DUD reader Brian Portz did. Either way, I’m sure whatever Durant paid to wreck his back will be coming back to him when he goes in to get it fixed.

And hey, look at the bright side. It could have been worse:

Seriously, with or without this epic tattoo fail, how pig shit awful does this broad look?

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