Ravens Fan Loses His Fucking Mind

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by Tommy Gimler

If you haven’t seen the video of the Ravens fan freaking out in front of his kids, do yourself a favor by first turning down your volume before watching this outburst from the City of Syphilis. It will pretty much leave you wondering how in the hell somebody chose to have kids with this clown in the first place.

Be sure to watch all 2:30 of it. Listening to him curse at the TV while he’s on the phone with his old man is almost just as good as him screaming like he won five grand on a scratch-off lotto ticket:

The DUD Breakdown

1) Let’s just say that if his wife or life partner wanted to present a judge with “good reason” prior to a divorce trial, I’m pretty sure the first 45 seconds alone would do the trick. Either this isn’t the first time he’s lost his shit in front of his daughter or she’s deaf. Go back and check out how her dad’s emotional meltdown doesn’t faze her in the least bit, kind of like how my wife has pretty much tuned out my continuous requests for head…

2) Here’s a great example of a guy who shouldn’t be allowed to own a firearm…

3) Only somebody wearing a Joe Flacco jersey would scream like that. You don’t see guys in Ray Lewis jerseys screaming soprano or wearing those Kmart slippers…

4) “Don’t kick it to that goddamn Holloway!” – We’re pretty sure he’s talking about the Broncos’ Trindon Holliday, who ran back both a punt and a kickoff for touchdowns during Saturday’s game, but we don’t think this guy is in a position to offer any kind of advice about Holliday, Holloway, football, parenting, or life for that matter…

5) That outburst was after a positive play for the Ravens. I’m assuming that when the Ravens lose, the wife and kids need to book it to the panic room if they want to be seen in public the next day without bruises…

6) It’s guys like this that have been giving the mustache a bad name since 1983…

7) I’m pretty sure that’s a game of Yahtzee in the background while this guy is rolling around crying on the ground like his mom just took away his G.I. Joe. His wife needs to do us a favor and film the next time he has to put 14 in his “Chance” but then gets right back in it when hits a Large Straight on his next turn…

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6 Responses to Ravens Fan Loses His Fucking Mind

  1. Even though I hate the Ravens with every ounce of my soul…I almost want them to win this weekend vs. the Patriots and crumble in the Super Bowl.

    They really don’t have a lot to look forward to and winning the Championship Game would give them a little something positive…other than Syphilis and their own unique strain of Herpes.

    • tgim says:

      No way, man. As a Packers fan, it’s so much fun watching the Vikings not make the big game, even when they go 15-1 or have Bert Farv throwing picks to ensure they don’t make it. I’m sure to them that feels like they have an incurable strain of Syphilis.

  2. Gary D says:

    This guys should be stabbed…and based on where he lives the odds are it will happen soon. I guess just let nature take it’s course.

  3. muktown says:

    1. Seen better acting in MuffDiving II
    2. DVR: Want to get a video going viral?
    3. The real call:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PS4Xt3-q0M

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