Suzy Favor Hamilton Turning Tricks As Las Vegas/Traveling Hooker

Published by tgim on December 20th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Suzy Favor Hamilton was a three-time Olympic middle distance runner, record holder in the 800m and 1500m at the NCAA Championships, NCAA Woman of the Year, USA Track and Field Distance Runner of the Year in 2000, and according to The Smoking Gun, also a Las Vegas and traveling escort. In the words of Bill Murray (Ken Bowden) in Wild Things, oops Suzy.

Once featured in national ads for Nike, Reebok, Oakley, Clairol, and Pert Plus, Favor Hamilton’s latest ads can be found on the website for Haley Heston’s Private Collection under the name Kelly Lundy for what they call escorts. We’ll call them hookers.

As Suzy Favor Hamilton, she owns a real estate group with her husband, does around 60 motivational speeches a year, and does promo work for the Disney and Rock ‘n’ Roll Marathon running series, but I think “did” is the better word now. As Kelly Lundy, her “company” was available at an hourly or daily rate, although from the looks of it, most of us wouldn’t have needed more than six or seven minutes.

So how much does it cost to bump uglies with a former Olympian? Favor Hamilton was all yours for the price of $600 per hour or $6,000 for the day. Plus, if you wanted what the website referred to as “a particular sex act,” you would have to fork over another $300 bucks.

You can check out the rest of “Kelly Lundy’s” profile by clicking here.

The DUD Breakdown

Look, babe. If I’m giving you $6,000 for the day, a BJ at the very least is part of that package. Another $300? You’re out of your fucking mind.

But if our math is correct, that means it would cost you $900 to get your lollipop licked by a beautiful MILF as long as it took one hour or less. Personally, I’ll just settle for the $90 version in The Luxor parking structure. I mean, if Favor Hamilton would have won a gold medal, then I can see the upcharge, but since neither of the broads won an Olympic medal, I’ll take the cheaper version for now and hold out later for Bonnie Blair.

Upon learning that The Smoking Gun was going to run a story on her, Favor Hamilton owned up to her secret life, saying, “I take full responsibility for my mistakes. I’m not the victim and I’m not going that route. I’m owning up to what I did. I would not blame anybody except myself. Everybody in this world makes mistakes. I made a huge mistake. Huge.”

She went on to say that she was probably outed by a disgruntled client who “broke all the rules” by outing her, but added that she wouldn’t release his personal information “because he is scum.”

Although neither myself nor our intern Rakesh have any expertise in the world of escorts, our advice for Favor Hamilton would be to keep your mouth shut unless you’re in the act of earning your $300. I’m assuming that one of the first rules of “Escort Club” is that you don’t talk about your personal life or give out your real name.

Finally, Favor Hamilton told The Smoking Gun that she was planning on quitting the business even before finding out that they were doing a story on her.

Bull shit.

If that was the case, then she still wouldn’t have had Haley Heston tweeting that “Kelly Lundy” was going to be available in different cities that Favor Hamilton coincidentally was going to be in at the same time, the most recent post containing the dates of November 29th through December 5th. If she really wanted out of the hooker game, then the last tweet from Heston would have come several months ago.

No word yet as to whether or not Disney plans on dropping Favor Hamilton from the Rock ‘n’ Roll Marathon running series, but there might be hope for her since Disney is notorious for their own perversions (i.e. penis in The Little Mermaid gate, “take off your clothes” in Aladdin, etc.). And if every other sponsor drops her, maybe she can continue to promote Pert Plus shampoo as being the best to get cum out of your hair.

The Smoking Gun‘s full story can be read by clicking here. It’s a great read, and I highly recommend reading it once you get home from work, of course…

And by request, here are some amazing photos. Ho…ly…Shit:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/kelly-escort-photos

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4 Responses

  1. Steve says:

    I’m guessing that the $300 upcharge was not for a BJ, but for access to the other end.

    Judging by the pictures, that would have been well worth it!

  2. no pictures? what kind of journalist are you?

    • tgim says:

      Click on the smoking gun link. They have it all. It’s their story. I’m a good journalist who doesn’t steal other sites’ stories like ESPN does. Oh snap!


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