by Rakesh The Intern
Check it out, bro. We had new winner in last week’s NFL Pick ‘Em, but it still was not me, bro, so once again I do work on this website for free, my friend. Luckily, Aunt Tanvi send pigeon to tell us she is also too poor to celebrate Christmas this year, so she won’t be disappointed when I tell her I have no money for a present for her, bro.
I do unpaid internship here at Daily Upper Decker, but my boss say, “Hey Rakesh. If you can pick NFL games better than everybody else, I give you fifty bucks.” So, since the last time I made fifty dollar I had to eat balls of monkey, I say, “You got it, my friend.”
Here are the rules, bro:
1) In the comments section below, pick winner of each game, beginning with this Saturday’s Atlanta/Detroit contest, bro.
2) Put your name and real email address when you sign in, bro. This is the only way I can get you your money if you win, my friend. My boss say he will not contact you with any other offers or pills to make your junk big, bro.
2) There are 16 games this week, my friend. The pick you are most confident about, bro, you put 16 point next to it. The one you are totally like guessing at or picking upset or whatever you call it in this country, that is where you put 1 point.
3) If there is tie between two or three or seven people, bro, then whoever posted their picks first will be the winner.
4) You must beat my picks, bro. I get fifty dollar from my boss if I am better than everybody else.
5) Picks must be in before the start of this Saturday’s game with Falcons/Lions (or Felons as we call them in my country) (8:30PM Eastern/5:30PM Pacific), bro.
Here are this week’s games, my friend. CBS has to carry lots of shit from pig games this week, bro, like Chargers/Jets, Bills/Dolphins, and Raiders/Panthers. Might be good time to take girly friend to see The Guilt Trip, so she doesn’t give you one for watching shit football game. Good luck or whatever you call it:
Atlanta at Detroit
Tennessee at Green Bay
New Orleans at Dallas
San Diego at New York Jets
Buffalo at Miami
Oakland at Carolina
Indianapolis at Kansas City
Washington at Philadelphia
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh
St. Louis at Tampa Bay
New England at Jacksonville
Minnesota at Houston
Cleveland at Denver
Chicago at Arizona
New York Giants at Baltimore
San Francisco at Seattle
16 – New England
15 – Green Bay
14 – Denver
13 – Houston
12 – Chicago
11 – Carolina
10 – Atlanta
9 – Indianapolis
8 – Washington
7 – Pittsburgh
6 – NY Giants
5 – Tampa Bay
4 – Seattle
3 – San Diego
2 – Miami
1 – New Orleans
16Houston
15 Green Bay
14 Denver
13 Chicago
12 Indianapolis
11 Pittsburg
10 Atlanta
9 Washington
8 Carolina
7 New England
6 San Francisco
5 NY Giants
4 Dallas
3 Buffalo
2 San Diego
1 St. Louis
16 – Green Bay
15 – New England
14 – Atlanta
13 – Denver
12 – Houston
11 – Indianapolis
10 – Chicago
09 – Carolina
08 – Miami
07 – San Francisco
06 – Tampa Bay
05 – Pittsburgh
04 – Baltimore
03 – Washington
02 – New Orleans
01 – San Diego
16 – Green Bay
15 – New England
14 – Atlanta
13 – Indy
12 – Carolina
11 – Denver
10 – Chicago
9 – Baltimore
8 – Philly
7 – New Orleans
6 – Houston
5 – St. Louis
4 – Seattle
3 – Buffalo
2 – Pittsburgh
1 – San Diego
NE 16
Den 15
Atl 14
Gby 13
Ind 12
Car 11
Mia 10
Dal 9
Chi 8
Hou 7
Was 6
Tby 5
NYG 4
SD 3
Cin 2
Sea 1
8 Atlanta
16 Green Bay
13 New Orleans
3 New York Jets
4 Miami
14 Carolina
6 Indianapolis
5 Washington
9 Pittsburgh
2 St. Louis
15 New England
7 Houston
12 Denver
10 Chicago
11 New York Giants
1 Seattle
16 – New England
15 – Denver
14 – Green Bay
13 – Carolina
12 – Indy
11 – Washington
10 – Miami
9 – Houston
8 – NY Giants
7 – Tampa Bay
6 – New Orleans
5 – Detroit
4 – Cincy
3 – Jets
2 – Arizona
1 – Seattle
16-GB
15-NE
14-ATL
13-DEN
12-HOU
11-INDY
10-CHI
9-SEA
8-CAR
7-MIA
6-TAMPA
5-PIT
4-BAL
3-WASH
2-NO
1-SD
Atlanta 7
Green Bay 8
New Orleans 9
New York Jets 6
Miami 5
Oakland 1
Indianapolis 3
Washington 12
Cincinnatit 11
Tampa Bay 13
New England 14
Houston 15
Denver 16
Chicago 2
Baltimore 4
Seattle 10
Atlanta
Green Bay
Dallas
San Diego
Miami
Carolina
Indianapolis
Washington
Pittsburgh
Tampa Bay
New England
Houston
Cleveland
Arizona
Baltimore
Seattle
ATL in a squeaker
GB comfortably
Dallas with a 4th quarter comeback
SD because anyone can beat the Jets
Miami finds a way
Carolina cuz they’re home
Indy in a route
Washington wins by 2 field goals
Pittsburg turns it over 3 times but wins
Tampa Bay wins sheerly out of pride
New England bounces back and wins for 63
Houston crushes the Vikings hopes
Denver wins by 12
Chicago regains respectability
Giants, even though I think they lose this one
San Francisco wins on a last second sack/fumble return
16 – Green Bay
15 – Houston
14 – Denver
13 – Pittsburgh
12 – New England
11 – Tampa Bay
10 – Carolina
9 – Indianapolis
8 – Atlanta
7 – San Diego
6 – Miami
5 – Philadelphia
4 – Chicago
3 – Baltimore
2 – San Francisco
1 – Dallas
Washington
New England
Atlanta
Carolina
Green Bay
Denver
Houston
Cincy
Jets
Giants
St. Louis
Indy
Miami
Chicago
S.F.
New Orleans
Atlanta 5
green bay 12
new orleans 10
San Diego 7
Miami 6
Carolina 15
Indy 11
Philly 4
cincy 3
Tampa 9
new England 16
Houston 14
Denver 13
Chicago 8
giants 2
San Fran 1
this thing is rigged…
New England – 16
Denver – 15
Pittsburgh – 14
New York Giants – 13
San Francisco – 12
Atlanta – 11
Green Bay – 10
Dallas – 9
San Diego – 8
Buffalo – 7
Carolina – 6
Indianapolis – 5
Washington – 4
Tampa Bay – 3
Houston – 2
Chicago – 1
10 Atlanta
9 Green Bay
8 New Orleans
7 San Diego
6 Miami
5 Carolina
4 Indianapolis
3 Washington
2 Cincinnati
1 Tampa Bay
16 New England
15 Minnesota
14 Denver
13 Chicago
12 Baltimore
11 Seattle
1 point from perfect
Atlanta-15
Green Bay-16
Dallas-12
New York Jets-2
Miami-6
Carolina-7
Indianapolis-11
Washington-10
Pittsburgh-4
Tampa Bay-5
New England-14
Houston-9
Denver-13
Chicago-8
New York Giants-3
Seattle-1
Atlanta
Green Bay
Dallas
San Diego
Miami
Carolina
Indianapolis
Washington
Cincinnati
St. Louis
New England
Minnesota
Denver
Chicago
New York Giants
San Francisco
Top is 16, bottom is 1…but I just picked every single game correct so it wont matter.