Only Two More Chances, Bro! Do The DUD NFL Pick ‘Em And Get $50 If You Win, Bro

Published by rakesh on December 22nd, 2012

by Rakesh The Intern

Check it out, bro. We had new winner in last week’s NFL Pick ‘Em, but it still was not me, bro, so once again I do work on this website for free, my friend. Luckily, Aunt Tanvi send pigeon to tell us she is also too poor to celebrate Christmas this year, so she won’t be disappointed when I tell her I have no money for a present for her, bro.

I do unpaid internship here at Daily Upper Decker, but my boss say, “Hey Rakesh. If you can pick NFL games better than everybody else, I give you fifty bucks.” So, since the last time I made fifty dollar I had to eat balls of monkey, I say, “You got it, my friend.”

Here are the rules, bro:

1) In the comments section below, pick winner of each game, beginning with this Saturday’s Atlanta/Detroit contest, bro.

2) Put your name and real email address when you sign in, bro. This is the only way I can get you your money if you win, my friend. My boss say he will not contact you with any other offers or pills to make your junk big, bro.

2) There are 16 games this week, my friend. The pick you are most confident about, bro, you put 16 point next to it. The one you are totally like guessing at or picking upset or whatever you call it in this country, that is where you put 1 point.

3) If there is tie between two or three or seven people, bro, then whoever posted their picks first will be the winner.

4) You must beat my picks, bro. I get fifty dollar from my boss if I am better than everybody else.

5) Picks must be in before the start of this Saturday’s game with Falcons/Lions (or Felons as we call them in my country) (8:30PM Eastern/5:30PM Pacific), bro.

Here are this week’s games, my friend. CBS has to carry lots of shit from pig games this week, bro, like Chargers/Jets, Bills/Dolphins, and Raiders/Panthers. Might be good time to take girly friend to see The Guilt Trip, so she doesn’t give you one for watching shit football game. Good luck or whatever you call it:

Atlanta at Detroit

Tennessee at Green Bay

New Orleans at Dallas

San Diego at New York Jets

Buffalo at Miami

Oakland at Carolina

Indianapolis at Kansas City

Washington at Philadelphia

Cincinnati at Pittsburgh

St. Louis at Tampa Bay

New England at Jacksonville

Minnesota at Houston

Cleveland at Denver

Chicago at Arizona

New York Giants at Baltimore

San Francisco at Seattle

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20 Responses

  1. rakesh says:

    16 – New England
    15 – Green Bay
    14 – Denver
    13 – Houston
    12 – Chicago
    11 – Carolina
    10 – Atlanta
    9 – Indianapolis
    8 – Washington
    7 – Pittsburgh
    6 – NY Giants
    5 – Tampa Bay
    4 – Seattle
    3 – San Diego
    2 – Miami
    1 – New Orleans

  2. Jonny says:

    16Houston
    15 Green Bay
    14 Denver
    13 Chicago
    12 Indianapolis
    11 Pittsburg
    10 Atlanta
    9 Washington
    8 Carolina
    7 New England
    6 San Francisco
    5 NY Giants
    4 Dallas
    3 Buffalo
    2 San Diego
    1 St. Louis

  3. TommyG says:

    16 – Green Bay
    15 – New England
    14 – Atlanta
    13 – Denver
    12 – Houston
    11 – Indianapolis
    10 – Chicago
    09 – Carolina
    08 – Miami
    07 – San Francisco
    06 – Tampa Bay
    05 – Pittsburgh
    04 – Baltimore
    03 – Washington
    02 – New Orleans
    01 – San Diego

  4. Gary D says:

    16 – Green Bay
    15 – New England
    14 – Atlanta
    13 – Indy
    12 – Carolina
    11 – Denver
    10 – Chicago
    9 – Baltimore
    8 – Philly
    7 – New Orleans
    6 – Houston
    5 – St. Louis
    4 – Seattle
    3 – Buffalo
    2 – Pittsburgh
    1 – San Diego

  5. The Canadian that Taught Corby says:

    NE 16
    Den 15
    Atl 14
    Gby 13
    Ind 12
    Car 11
    Mia 10
    Dal 9
    Chi 8
    Hou 7
    Was 6
    Tby 5
    NYG 4
    SD 3
    Cin 2
    Sea 1

  6. muktown says:

    8 Atlanta
    16 Green Bay
    13 New Orleans
    3 New York Jets
    4 Miami
    14 Carolina
    6 Indianapolis
    5 Washington
    9 Pittsburgh
    2 St. Louis
    15 New England
    7 Houston
    12 Denver
    10 Chicago
    11 New York Giants
    1 Seattle

  7. GlennS says:

    16 – New England
    15 – Denver
    14 – Green Bay
    13 – Carolina
    12 – Indy
    11 – Washington
    10 – Miami
    9 – Houston
    8 – NY Giants
    7 – Tampa Bay
    6 – New Orleans
    5 – Detroit
    4 – Cincy
    3 – Jets
    2 – Arizona
    1 – Seattle

  8. TylerG says:

    16-GB
    15-NE
    14-ATL
    13-DEN
    12-HOU
    11-INDY
    10-CHI
    9-SEA
    8-CAR
    7-MIA
    6-TAMPA
    5-PIT
    4-BAL
    3-WASH
    2-NO
    1-SD

  9. Brian P. says:

    Atlanta 7
    Green Bay 8

    New Orleans 9

    New York Jets 6

    Miami 5

    Oakland 1

    Indianapolis 3

    Washington 12

    Cincinnatit 11

    Tampa Bay 13

    New England 14

    Houston 15

    Denver 16

    Chicago 2
    Baltimore 4

    Seattle 10

  10. Real Cheesehead says:

    Atlanta

    Green Bay

    Dallas

    San Diego

    Miami

    Carolina

    Indianapolis

    Washington

    Pittsburgh

    Tampa Bay

    New England

    Houston

    Cleveland

    Arizona

    Baltimore

    Seattle

  11. Seth Toedter says:

    ATL in a squeaker
    GB comfortably
    Dallas with a 4th quarter comeback
    SD because anyone can beat the Jets
    Miami finds a way
    Carolina cuz they’re home
    Indy in a route
    Washington wins by 2 field goals
    Pittsburg turns it over 3 times but wins
    Tampa Bay wins sheerly out of pride
    New England bounces back and wins for 63
    Houston crushes the Vikings hopes
    Denver wins by 12
    Chicago regains respectability
    Giants, even though I think they lose this one
    San Francisco wins on a last second sack/fumble return

  12. T-Nutz says:

    16 – Green Bay
    15 – Houston
    14 – Denver
    13 – Pittsburgh
    12 – New England
    11 – Tampa Bay
    10 – Carolina
    9 – Indianapolis
    8 – Atlanta
    7 – San Diego
    6 – Miami
    5 – Philadelphia
    4 – Chicago
    3 – Baltimore
    2 – San Francisco
    1 – Dallas

  13. Corby The Drunk Canadian says:

    Washington
    New England
    Atlanta
    Carolina
    Green Bay
    Denver
    Houston
    Cincy
    Jets
    Giants
    St. Louis
    Indy
    Miami
    Chicago
    S.F.
    New Orleans

  14. Kelly says:

    Atlanta 5
    green bay 12
    new orleans 10
    San Diego 7
    Miami 6
    Carolina 15
    Indy 11
    Philly 4
    cincy 3
    Tampa 9
    new England 16
    Houston 14
    Denver 13
    Chicago 8
    giants 2
    San Fran 1

  15. this thing is rigged…

    New England – 16
    Denver – 15
    Pittsburgh – 14
    New York Giants – 13
    San Francisco – 12
    Atlanta – 11
    Green Bay – 10
    Dallas – 9
    San Diego – 8
    Buffalo – 7
    Carolina – 6
    Indianapolis – 5
    Washington – 4
    Tampa Bay – 3
    Houston – 2
    Chicago – 1

  16. Rob says:

    10 Atlanta
    9 Green Bay
    8 New Orleans
    7 San Diego
    6 Miami
    5 Carolina
    4 Indianapolis
    3 Washington
    2 Cincinnati
    1 Tampa Bay
    16 New England
    15 Minnesota
    14 Denver
    13 Chicago
    12 Baltimore
    11 Seattle

  17. Jason Hodach says:

    Atlanta-15

    Green Bay-16

    Dallas-12

    New York Jets-2

    Miami-6

    Carolina-7

    Indianapolis-11

    Washington-10

    Pittsburgh-4

    Tampa Bay-5

    New England-14

    Houston-9

    Denver-13

    Chicago-8

    New York Giants-3

    Seattle-1

  18. Jay says:

    Atlanta
    Green Bay
    Dallas
    San Diego
    Miami
    Carolina
    Indianapolis
    Washington
    Cincinnati
    St. Louis
    New England
    Minnesota
    Denver
    Chicago
    New York Giants
    San Francisco


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