Do The DUD NFL Pick ‘Em And Get $50 If You Win, Bro

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by Rakesh The Intern

Check it out, bro. We had new winner in last week’s NFL Pick ‘Em, but it still was not me, bro, so once again I do work on this website for free, my friend. Hopefully not as many people participate this week so I can get nice Christmas gift for Aunt Tanvi.

I do unpaid internship here at Daily Upper Decker, but my boss say, “Hey Rakesh. If you can pick NFL games better than everybody else, I give you fifty bucks.” So, since the last time I made fifty dollar I had to eat thirty-two ears of cat, I say, “You got it, my friend.”

Here are the rules, bro:

1) In the comments section below, pick winner of each game, beginning with this Thursday’s Cincinnati/Philadelphia contest, bro.

2) Put your name and real email address when you sign in, bro. This is the only way I can get you your money if you win, my friend. My boss say he will not contact you with any other offers or pills to make your junk big, bro.

2) There are 16 games this week, my friend. The pick you are most confident about, bro, you put 16 point next to it. The one you are totally like guessing at or picking upset or whatever you call it in this country, that is where you put 1 point.

3) If there is tie between two or three or seven people, bro, then whoever posted their picks first will be the winner.

4) You must beat my picks, bro. I get fifty dollar from my boss if I am better than everybody else.

5) Picks must be in before the start of this Thursday’s dog shit game with Bengals/Eagles (8:20PM Eastern/5:20PM Pacific), bro.

Here are this week’s games, my friend. Check out Monday night’s shit from pig game, bro. New York Jets against Tennessee. Might be good time to let girly watch Private Practice, my friend. Good luck or whatever you call it:

Cincinnati at Philadelphia

Green Bay at Chicago

NY Giants at Atlanta

Minnesota at St. Louis

Jacksonville at Miami

Washington at Cleveland

Denver at Baltimore

Indianapolis at Houston

Tampa Bay at New Orleans

Detroit at Arizona

Carolina at San Diego

Seattle at Buffalo

Pittsburgh at Dallas

Kansas City at Oakland

San Francisco at New England

NY Jets at Tennessee

What do you think, bro? Leave a comment or subscribe to the RSS feed to have future articles delivered to your feed reader.

22 Responses to Do The DUD NFL Pick ‘Em And Get $50 If You Win, Bro

  1. rakesh says:

    16 – Houston
    15 – Green Bay
    14 – New England
    13 – Cincinnati
    12 – St. Louis
    11 – Denver
    10 – Dallas
    9 – San Diego
    8 – New Orleans
    7 – Atlanta
    6 – Seattle
    5 – Oakland
    4 – Tennessee
    3 – Cleveland
    2 – Jacksonville
    1 – Arizona

  2. Jason Hodach says:

    1.Tennessee
    2.Oakland
    3.Dallas
    4.Carolina
    5.Seattle
    6.Detroit
    7.Minnesota
    8.Miami
    9.Washington
    10.Green Bay
    11.Denver
    12.Giants
    13.Cincinnati
    14.Houston
    15.New Orleans
    16.New England

  3. Dave Dave Dave says:

    Philadelphia – 1
    Chicago – 2
    Atlanta – 3
    St. Louis – 4
    Jacksonville -5
    Washington – 6
    Baltimore – 7
    Houston – 8
    New Orleans – 9
    Detroit – 10
    Carolina – 11
    Buffalo – 12
    Pittsburgh – 13
    Oakland – 14
    New England – 15
    NY Jets – 16

  4. TommyG says:

    16 – Mami
    15 – Houston
    14 – Oakland
    13 – New England
    12 – Tennessee
    11 – Cincinnati
    10 – Seattle
    09 – San Diego
    08 – Detroit
    07 – Washington
    06 – Minnesota
    05 – Green Bay
    04 – Denver
    03 – New Orleans
    02 – NY Giants
    01 – Dallas

  5. healy says:

    16 – Detroit
    15 – Cincinnati
    14 – NY Giants
    13 – Washington
    12 – Green Bay
    11 – Jacksonville
    10 – Houston
    9 – New Orleans
    8 – New England
    7 – Tennessee
    6 – Buffalo
    5 – Pittsburgh
    4 – San Diego
    3 – Denver
    2 – Minnesota
    1 – Kansas City

  6. The Canadian that Taught Corby says:

    16 Seattle
    15 Houston
    14 San Diego
    13 Miami
    12 Minny
    11 Pissburgh
    10 Washington
    9 New England
    8 NYG
    7 Oakland
    6 Cincy
    5 GB
    4 Denver
    3 New Orleans
    2 Arizona
    1 Tennessee

    • The Canadian that Taught Corby says:

      Two weeks in a row that Carolina’s screwed up one of my big picks, and two weeks in a row that Atlanta’s screwed me over. Damned hillbillies.

  7. Gary D says:

    16 – Cincy
    15 – Chicago
    14 – Miami
    13 – St. Louis
    12 – NY Giants
    11 – NY Jets
    10 – Seattle
    9 – San Diego
    8 – New Orleans
    7 – Houston
    6 – Detroit
    5 – Oakland
    4 – Denver
    3 – Cleveland
    2 – Pittsburgh
    1 – New England

  8. Boris says:

    NY Giants 16
    Cincinnati 15
    Miami 14
    New England 13
    Houston 12
    Denver 11
    Seattle 10
    NY Jets 9
    Green Bay 8
    Oakland 7
    Carolina 6
    Minnesota 5
    Pittsburgh 4
    Detroit 3
    New Orleans 2
    Washington 1

  9. Jonny says:

    16-New Orleans
    15-Seattle
    14-Oakland
    13-Washington
    12-Detroit
    11-St. Louis
    10-Jacksonville
    9-San Diego
    8-Denver
    7-Houston
    6-Pittsburgh
    5-New England
    4-Tennessee
    3-NY Giants
    2-Philadelphi
    1-Green Bay

  10. The Always Hilarious Mr. McKeever says:

    16 Detroit
    15 Seattle
    14 carolina
    13 cinn
    12 nyg
    11 gb
    10 miami
    9 ne
    8. Minn
    7 car
    6 pitt
    5 tenn
    4 oak
    3 wash
    2 indy
    1 den

  11. That guy, Fieber says:

    16 – Detroit
    15 – New Orleans
    14 – Houston
    13 – Seattle
    12 – Cincinnati
    11 – Green Bay
    10 – St. Louis
    09 – Miami
    08 – San Diego
    07 – New England
    06 – NY Giants
    05 – Denver
    04 – Washington
    03 – Pittsburgh
    02 – NY Jets
    01 – Oakland

  12. Rob says:

    16-Minnesota
    15-Washington
    14-Detroit
    13-Carolina
    12-Seattle
    11-Cincinnati
    10-Green Bay
    9-New England
    8-Kansas City
    7-Tampa Bay
    6-Houston
    5-Baltimore
    4-Atlanta
    3-Jacksonville
    2-Pittsburgh
    1-Tennessee

  13. Tim K. says:

    Cincinnati
    Green Bay
    Giants
    Rams
    Miami
    Daaa Browns!
    Denver
    Houston
    Tampa
    Arizona
    San Diego
    Seattle
    Dallas
    Oakland
    San Francisco
    Jets

  14. Carpie says:

    16-Atlanta
    15-Miami
    14-Baltimore
    13-Houston
    12-New Orleans
    11-San Diego
    10-Seattle
    09-Kansas City
    08-Cincinnati
    07-Cleveland
    06-Minnesota
    05-San Francisco
    04-NY Jets
    03-Chicago
    02-Detroit
    01-Dallas

  15. muktown says:

    16 Cincinnati
    15 Green Bay
    5 Atlanta
    3 St. Louis
    2 Miami
    1 Cleveland
    6 Denver
    7 Houston
    13 New Orleans
    8 Detroit
    9 San Diego
    10 Seattle
    14 Pittsburgh
    11 Oakland
    12 New England
    4 Tennessee

  16. Corby The Drunk Canadian says:

    16Detroit
    Denver
    Houston
    Seattle
    Oakland
    Miami
    Green Bay
    NyY Jets
    Ny Giants
    New Orleans
    Cleveland
    St. Louis
    San Diego
    Dallas
    New England1

    • The Canadian that Taught Corby says:

      You didn’t pick anyone in the Thursday game between Cincy and Philly… were you drinking early today?

  17. Katie Gimler says:

    Philadelphia
    Chicago
    NY Giants
    St. Louis
    Jacksonville
    Washington
    Denver
    Houston
    New Orleans
    Detroit
    San Diego
    Buffalo
    Pittsburgh
    Oakland
    San Francisco
    NY Jets

  18. Jake Leannah says:

    Miami – 16
    Seattle – 15
    Green Bay – 14
    Detroit – 13
    Houston – 12
    Tampa Bay – 11
    Cincinnati – 10
    New York Giants – 9
    St.Louis – 8
    Denver – 7
    Cleveland – 6
    Dallas – 5
    Oakland – 4
    San Diego – 3
    New England – 2
    New York Jets – 1

  19. Cory says:

    Minnesota
    Washington
    Detroit
    Carolina
    Seattle
    Cincinnati
    Green Bay
    New England
    Oakland
    Tampa Bay
    Houston
    Baltimore
    Atlanta
    Miami
    Pittsburgh
    Tennessee

  20. I missed the Thursday game, co’mon Rakesh…let me play! I was in VEGAS…
    I omitted the Thurs game, b/c both teams suck ass anyway…

    Houston -16
    Miami -15
    Detroit -14
    Denver -13
    New England -12
    Pittsburgh -11
    Green Bay -10
    Atlanta -09
    St. Louis -08
    Washington -07
    New Orleans -06
    San Diego -05
    Seattle -04
    Oakland -03
    Tennessee -02

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