by Rakesh The Intern
Check it out, bro. We had new winner in last week’s NFL Pick ‘Em, but it still was not me, bro, so once again I do work on this website for free, my friend. Hopefully not as many people participate this week so I can get nice Christmas gift for Aunt Tanvi.
I do unpaid internship here at Daily Upper Decker, but my boss say, “Hey Rakesh. If you can pick NFL games better than everybody else, I give you fifty bucks.” So, since the last time I made fifty dollar I had to eat thirty-two ears of cat, I say, “You got it, my friend.”
Here are the rules, bro:
1) In the comments section below, pick winner of each game, beginning with this Thursday’s Cincinnati/Philadelphia contest, bro.
2) Put your name and real email address when you sign in, bro. This is the only way I can get you your money if you win, my friend. My boss say he will not contact you with any other offers or pills to make your junk big, bro.
2) There are 16 games this week, my friend. The pick you are most confident about, bro, you put 16 point next to it. The one you are totally like guessing at or picking upset or whatever you call it in this country, that is where you put 1 point.
3) If there is tie between two or three or seven people, bro, then whoever posted their picks first will be the winner.
4) You must beat my picks, bro. I get fifty dollar from my boss if I am better than everybody else.
5) Picks must be in before the start of this Thursday’s dog shit game with Bengals/Eagles (8:20PM Eastern/5:20PM Pacific), bro.
Here are this week’s games, my friend. Check out Monday night’s shit from pig game, bro. New York Jets against Tennessee. Might be good time to let girly watch Private Practice, my friend. Good luck or whatever you call it:
Cincinnati at Philadelphia
Green Bay at Chicago
NY Giants at Atlanta
Minnesota at St. Louis
Jacksonville at Miami
Washington at Cleveland
Denver at Baltimore
Indianapolis at Houston
Tampa Bay at New Orleans
Detroit at Arizona
Carolina at San Diego
Seattle at Buffalo
Pittsburgh at Dallas
Kansas City at Oakland
San Francisco at New England
NY Jets at Tennessee
16 – Houston
15 – Green Bay
14 – New England
13 – Cincinnati
12 – St. Louis
11 – Denver
10 – Dallas
9 – San Diego
8 – New Orleans
7 – Atlanta
6 – Seattle
5 – Oakland
4 – Tennessee
3 – Cleveland
2 – Jacksonville
1 – Arizona
1.Tennessee
2.Oakland
3.Dallas
4.Carolina
5.Seattle
6.Detroit
7.Minnesota
8.Miami
9.Washington
10.Green Bay
11.Denver
12.Giants
13.Cincinnati
14.Houston
15.New Orleans
16.New England
Philadelphia – 1
Chicago – 2
Atlanta – 3
St. Louis – 4
Jacksonville -5
Washington – 6
Baltimore – 7
Houston – 8
New Orleans – 9
Detroit – 10
Carolina – 11
Buffalo – 12
Pittsburgh – 13
Oakland – 14
New England – 15
NY Jets – 16
16 – Mami
15 – Houston
14 – Oakland
13 – New England
12 – Tennessee
11 – Cincinnati
10 – Seattle
09 – San Diego
08 – Detroit
07 – Washington
06 – Minnesota
05 – Green Bay
04 – Denver
03 – New Orleans
02 – NY Giants
01 – Dallas
16 – Detroit
15 – Cincinnati
14 – NY Giants
13 – Washington
12 – Green Bay
11 – Jacksonville
10 – Houston
9 – New Orleans
8 – New England
7 – Tennessee
6 – Buffalo
5 – Pittsburgh
4 – San Diego
3 – Denver
2 – Minnesota
1 – Kansas City
16 Seattle
15 Houston
14 San Diego
13 Miami
12 Minny
11 Pissburgh
10 Washington
9 New England
8 NYG
7 Oakland
6 Cincy
5 GB
4 Denver
3 New Orleans
2 Arizona
1 Tennessee
Two weeks in a row that Carolina’s screwed up one of my big picks, and two weeks in a row that Atlanta’s screwed me over. Damned hillbillies.
16 – Cincy
15 – Chicago
14 – Miami
13 – St. Louis
12 – NY Giants
11 – NY Jets
10 – Seattle
9 – San Diego
8 – New Orleans
7 – Houston
6 – Detroit
5 – Oakland
4 – Denver
3 – Cleveland
2 – Pittsburgh
1 – New England
NY Giants 16
Cincinnati 15
Miami 14
New England 13
Houston 12
Denver 11
Seattle 10
NY Jets 9
Green Bay 8
Oakland 7
Carolina 6
Minnesota 5
Pittsburgh 4
Detroit 3
New Orleans 2
Washington 1
16-New Orleans
15-Seattle
14-Oakland
13-Washington
12-Detroit
11-St. Louis
10-Jacksonville
9-San Diego
8-Denver
7-Houston
6-Pittsburgh
5-New England
4-Tennessee
3-NY Giants
2-Philadelphi
1-Green Bay
16 Detroit
15 Seattle
14 carolina
13 cinn
12 nyg
11 gb
10 miami
9 ne
8. Minn
7 car
6 pitt
5 tenn
4 oak
3 wash
2 indy
1 den
16 – Detroit
15 – New Orleans
14 – Houston
13 – Seattle
12 – Cincinnati
11 – Green Bay
10 – St. Louis
09 – Miami
08 – San Diego
07 – New England
06 – NY Giants
05 – Denver
04 – Washington
03 – Pittsburgh
02 – NY Jets
01 – Oakland
16-Minnesota
15-Washington
14-Detroit
13-Carolina
12-Seattle
11-Cincinnati
10-Green Bay
9-New England
8-Kansas City
7-Tampa Bay
6-Houston
5-Baltimore
4-Atlanta
3-Jacksonville
2-Pittsburgh
1-Tennessee
Cincinnati
Green Bay
Giants
Rams
Miami
Daaa Browns!
Denver
Houston
Tampa
Arizona
San Diego
Seattle
Dallas
Oakland
San Francisco
Jets
16-Atlanta
15-Miami
14-Baltimore
13-Houston
12-New Orleans
11-San Diego
10-Seattle
09-Kansas City
08-Cincinnati
07-Cleveland
06-Minnesota
05-San Francisco
04-NY Jets
03-Chicago
02-Detroit
01-Dallas
16 Cincinnati
15 Green Bay
5 Atlanta
3 St. Louis
2 Miami
1 Cleveland
6 Denver
7 Houston
13 New Orleans
8 Detroit
9 San Diego
10 Seattle
14 Pittsburgh
11 Oakland
12 New England
4 Tennessee
16Detroit
Denver
Houston
Seattle
Oakland
Miami
Green Bay
NyY Jets
Ny Giants
New Orleans
Cleveland
St. Louis
San Diego
Dallas
New England1
You didn’t pick anyone in the Thursday game between Cincy and Philly… were you drinking early today?
Philadelphia
Chicago
NY Giants
St. Louis
Jacksonville
Washington
Denver
Houston
New Orleans
Detroit
San Diego
Buffalo
Pittsburgh
Oakland
San Francisco
NY Jets
Miami – 16
Seattle – 15
Green Bay – 14
Detroit – 13
Houston – 12
Tampa Bay – 11
Cincinnati – 10
New York Giants – 9
St.Louis – 8
Denver – 7
Cleveland – 6
Dallas – 5
Oakland – 4
San Diego – 3
New England – 2
New York Jets – 1
Minnesota
Washington
Detroit
Carolina
Seattle
Cincinnati
Green Bay
New England
Oakland
Tampa Bay
Houston
Baltimore
Atlanta
Miami
Pittsburgh
Tennessee
I missed the Thursday game, co’mon Rakesh…let me play! I was in VEGAS…
I omitted the Thurs game, b/c both teams suck ass anyway…
Houston -16
Miami -15
Detroit -14
Denver -13
New England -12
Pittsburgh -11
Green Bay -10
Atlanta -09
St. Louis -08
Washington -07
New Orleans -06
San Diego -05
Seattle -04
Oakland -03
Tennessee -02