by Rakesh The Intern
Check it out, bro. Corby LeGault is Canadian, yet that didn’t stop him from winning $50 in our pick ‘em the last two week, my friend. Plus, he gets like all hammer on booze when he make his picks, bro, and he still beat me. So once again I do week of work for free for this site on web while he go home with my money.
Again, I do unpaid internship here at Daily Upper Decker, but my boss say, “Hey Rakesh. If you can pick NFL games better than everybody else, I give you fifty bucks.” So, since the last time I made fifty dollar I had to eat thirty-two ears of cat, I say, “You got it, my friend.”
Here are the rules, bro:
1) In the comments section below, pick winner of each game, beginning with this Thursday’s Denver/Oakland contest, bro.
2) Put your name and real email address when you sign in, bro. This is the only way I can get you your money if you win, my friend. My boss say he will not contact you with any other offers or pills to make your junk big, bro.
2) There are 16 games this week, my friend. The pick you are most confident about, bro, you put 16 point next to it. The one you are totally like guessing at or picking upset or whatever you call it in this country, that is where you put 1 point.
3) If there is tie between two or three or seven people, bro, then whoever posted their picks first will be the winner.
4) You must beat my picks, bro. I get fifty dollar from my boss if I am better than everybody else.
5) Picks must be in before the start of this Thursday’s Broncos/Raiders game (8:20PM Eastern/5:20PM Pacific), bro.
Here are this week’s games, my friend. Only one team in the NFC East is over .500, but thankfully we get to see every team in prime time this weekend, bro. Good luck or whatever you call it:
Denver at Oakland
St. Louis at Buffalo
Dallas at Cincinnati
Kansas City at Cleveland
Tennessee at Indianapolis
Chicago at Minnesota
Philadelphia at Tampa Bay
Baltimore at Washington
Atlanta at Carolina
NY Jets at Jacksonville
San Diego at Pittsburgh
Miami at San Francisco
Arizona at Seattle
New Orleans at NY Giants
Detroit at Green Bay
Houston at New England
Check it out, bro. Here are my selections for dis week, my friend:
16- Green Bay
15 – Chicago
14 – Seattle
13 – San Francisco
12 – Denver
11 – Indianapolis
10 – Cleveland
9 – Pittsburgh
8 – New England
7 – Tampa Bay
6 – NY Giants
5 – Washington
4 – Buffalo
3 – NY Jets – Tebow plays in dis one, bro
2 – Dallas
1 – Carolina
15 – Denver
10 – St. Louis
14- Cincinnati
6 – Kansas City
16 – Indianapolis
13 – Chicago
12 – Tampa Bay
7 – Washington
2 – Carolina
8 – Jacksonville
4 – San Diego
11 – San Francisco
9 – Seattle
1 – New Orleans
5 – Green Bay
3 – New England
16 – San Fran
15 – Tampa Bay
14 – Pittsburgh
13 – Denver
12 – Atlanta
11 – Seattle
10 – Green Bay
9 – Chicago
8 – New England
7 – NY Giants
6 – Indy
5 – St. Louis
4 – Cleveland
3 – Cincy
2 – Jacksonville
1 – Washington
Denver – 16
NY Giants
Green Bay
Indianapolis
Tampa Bay
Buffalo
Cincinnati
Cleveland
Washington
Seattle
Atlanta
New England
San Francisco
Jacksonville
Pittsburgh
Minnesota – 1
16 Denver
NY Giants
San Francisco
Tampa Bay
Pittsburgh
Indianapolis
Green Bay
Cincinnati
Seattle
Cleveland
St. Louis
Atlanta
Baltimore
Minnesota
New England
1 NY Jets
16-Cincinnati
15-Denver
14-Indianapolis
13-Tampa Bay
12-Pittsburgh
11-San Fran
10-Cleveland
9-NY Giants
8-Chicago
7-Green Bay
6-Seattle
5-Washington
4-Jacksonville
3-Atlanta
2-St.Louis
1-Houston
Denver
St. Louis
Cincinnati
Cleveland
Tennessee
Minnesota (Just can’t cheer for Bears,not that the Vikigs are better)
Tampa Bay
Baltimore
Atlanta
Jacksonville
San Diego
San Francisco
Seattle
New Orleans
Green Bay
Houston
16 Pittsburgh
15 Denver
14 Indianapolis
13 San Francisco
12 Cleveland
11 St. Louis
10 Seattle
9 Chicago
8 Green Bay
7 Dallas
6 Philadelphia
5 Baltimore
4 Carolina
3 Jacksonville
2 NY Giants
1 New England
I like this guy’s style…Pittsburgh top dog!
13 Denver
5 Buffalo
9 Cincinnati
10 Cleveland
11 Indianapolis
4 Minnesota
14 Tampa Bay
6 Washington
15 Atlanta
3 Jacksonville
8 Pittsburgh
12 San Francisco
16 Seattle
7 NY Giants
1 Detroit
2 New England
If I don’t win this week, I’m going to burn down Southern California…
San Francisco – 16
Seattle – 15
Pittsburgh – 14
Denver – 13
Indianapolis – 12
Tampa Bay – 11
Cleveland – 10
Atlanta – 9
NY Giants – 8
NY Jets – 7
Buffalo – 6
Dallas – 5
Minnesota – 4
Washington – 3
Green Bay – 2
New England – 1
You didn’t win this week. The authorities have your info in case you try to do something stupid, MonsterBalls…
16- Denver
15- Tampa Bay – I’ll be there to watch us get crushed — YAY!
14- Washington
13- San Francisco
12- Seattle
11- Indianapolis
10- Cincinnati
9- St. Louis
8- Pittsburgh
7- Atlanta
6- Green Bay
5- Minnesota
4- Cleveland
3- Houston
2- Jacksonville
1- New Orleans
Denver
Tampa Gay
Cinci
St. Louis
Atl
Chicago
Cleveland
Baltimore
Pittsburgh is the shittiest town
Indy
Jax
S.F.
Seattle
NY G-men
Green Bay
Houston
16 Denver
15 San Francisco
14 Indianapolis
13 Atlanta
12 Seattle
11 Green Bay – Look for me in the 50 yard line – 10th row bitches
10 Pittsburgh
9 Cincinnati
8 Buffalo
7 Cleveland
6 Tampa Bay
5 NY Giants
4 Chicago
3 New England
2 Baltimore
1 NY Jets
16- Houston
15- Atlanta
14- Denver
13- Tampa Bay
12- Green Bay
11- Baltimore
10- Chicago
09- NY Giants
08- San Francisco
07- Indianapolis
06- Cincinnati
05- St. Louis
04- Pittsburgh
03- NY Jets
02- Cleveland
01- Arizona
16. Miami at San Francisco – San Fran
15. Detroit at Green Bay – Green Bay
14. San Diego at Pittsburgh – Pittsburgh
13. Denver at Oakland – Denver
12. Atlanta at Carolina – Atlanta
11. Philadelphia at Tampa Bay – Tampa Bay
10. Tennessee at Indianapolis – Indianapolis
9. Houston at New England – New England
8. Dallas at Cincinnati – Dallas
7. Chicago at Minnesota – Chicago
6. Arizona at Seattle – Seattle
5. Kansas City at Cleveland – Kansas City
4. NY Jets at Jacksonville – Jacksonville
3. St. Louis at Buffalo – Buffalo
2. New Orleans at NY Giants – New Orleans
1. Baltimore at Washington – Washington
Denver
Buffalo
Cincinnati
Cleveland
Indianapolis
Chicago
Tampa Bay
Washington
Carolina
NY Jets
Pittsburgh
San Francisco
Seattle
NY Giants
Green Bay
New England
16 – Denver
15 – Buffalo
14 – Cleveland
13 – Indianapolis
12 – Tampa Bay
11 – Seattle
10 – San Francisco
9 – Atlanta
8 – Pittsburgh
7 – Green Bay
6- Chicago
5- Cincinnati
4 – Jacksonville
3 – Baltimore
2 – NY Giants
1 – New England
16 Atlanta
15 San Fran
14 Denver
13 Tampa
12 Cleveland
11 Chicago
10 Pittsburgh
9 Green Bay
8 NY Giants
7 New England
6 NY Jets
5 Dallas
4 Baltimore
3 Buffalo
2 Indy
1 Seattle
I don’t know how everyone else is doing, but I beat that Corby guy you keep talking about anyway. He can’t catch me with the two remaining games.
16 San Francisco
15 Atlanta
14 Denver
13 Green Bay
12 Pittsburgh
11 Seattle
10 Chicago
9 St Louis
8 Indianapolis
7 Cleveland
6 Tampa Bay
5 New England
4 NY Giants
3 Baltimore
2 Dallas
1 NY Jets
16 – Denver
15 – New England
14 – Pittsburgh
13 – Minnesota
12 – Indianapolis
11 – Cleveland
10 – Cincinnati
9 – Baltimore
8 – San Francisco
7 – Atlanta
6 – St. Louis
5 – New Orleans
4 – Philadelphia
3 – NY Jets
2 – Detroit
1 – Seattle
Denver – 10
St. Louis – 9
Cincinnati- 8
Cleveland – 7
Indianapolis -6
Minnesota – 5
Tampa Bay – 4
Washington – 3
Carolina – 2
Jacksonville – 1
San Diego – 11
San Francisco – 12
Seattle – 13
NY Giants – 14
Detroit – 15
New England -16
What an amazing victory, so excited to beat Canadians and US alike.