by Tommy Gimler
Today, I voted NO for adult film stars to be required to wear rubbers while plowing broads. I just really hate condoms. If anything, they should just ban dudes from porn. But I figured that if something like that could make the official ballot in Los Angeles County, then these polls deserve some attention here at The DUD.
Get your vote on, you hookers:
{ Yup, as long as those people aren't made of meat... } – May 22, 9:46 AM
{ Prince Fielder will down that many Cuban pastries and the person who ate them; in one sitting of course..... } – May 22, 1:41 AM { You're a silly little cunt hair, Mr. Santos... } – May 20, 6:03 PM { The Bills don't suck because they run a simple west coast offense, they suck because they draft players like E J Manuel in the first... } – May 20, 10:30 AM
{ Suck on a cheese curd, EJ is gonna dissapoint you like you dissapointed your wifes parents when you married her and light it up this... } – May 19, 10:49 PM
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