Worse Promotion Than Free Cleveland Steamers?

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by Tommy Gimler

Nobody, not even my good buddy and avid Browns fan Josh Clark, will argue that if you lined up the entire Cleveland Browns roster next to twenty paper bags filled with dog shit, it would be hard to tell the difference between the two.

At 2-8 on the season, the Cleveland Browns can obviously begin making vacation plans for January because I have a better chance at becoming an African-American porn star than they do of going to the playoffs. Their season is obviously over. But handing out white flags to your fans to wave when the rival Pittsburgh Steelers come to town this Sunday? How pathetic is that? We think it’s pretty close to “Ice-T trying to act in anything” pathetic, and that’s as bad as it gets.

Check out this photo of Chomps actually encouraging Browns fans to come out and wave their white flags this Sunday:

From an outsider’s perspective, the promotion makes perfect sense. But for the Browns organization to put this on their own fan base? Well, they pretty much took their fans’ pride and dignity and gave it a huge Cleveland Steamer.

Now, before you go get shit-housed tonight, answer our latest poll question:

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