DUD NFL Pick ‘Em – You Can Win $50 Every Week

Published by rakesh on November 13th, 2012

by Rakesh The Intern

Check it out, bro. I do unpaid internship here at Daily Upper Decker, but my boss say, “Hey Rakesh. If you can pick NFL games better than everybody else, I give you fifty bucks.” So, since the last time I made fifty dollar I had to eat camel liver, I say, “You got it, my friend.”

Here are the rules, bro:

1) In the comments section below, pick winner of each game, beginning with this Thursday’s Bills/Dolphins contest, bro.

2) Put your name and real email address when you sign in, bro. This is the only way I can get you your money if you win, my friend. My boss say he will not contact you with any other offers or pills to make your junk big, bro.

2) There are 14 games this week, my friend. The pick you are most confident about, bro, you put 14 point next to it. The one you are totally like guessing at or picking upset or whatever you call it in this country, that is where you put 1 point.

3) If there is tie between two or three or seven people, bro, then whoever posted their picks first will be the winner.

4) You must beat my picks, bro. I get fifty dollar from my boss if I am better than everybody else.

5) Picks must be in before the start of this Thursday’s Bills/Dolphins game (8:20PM Eastern/5:20PM Pacific), bro.

Here are this week’s games, my friend. Good luck or whatever you call it:

Miami at Buffalo

Green Bay at Detroit

Arizona at Atlanta

Tampa Bay at Carolina

Cleveland at Dallas

Philadelphia at Washington

New York Jets at St. Louis

Cincinnati at Kansas City

Jacksonville at Houston

New Orleans at Oakland

San Diego at Denver

Indianapolis at New England

Baltimore at Pittsburgh

Chicago at San Francisco

What do you think, bro? Leave a comment, my friend, or subscribe to the RSS feed to have future articles delivered to your feed reader.


24 Responses

  1. rakesh says:

    Check it out, bro. Here are my picks:

    14 – New England
    13 – Houston
    12 – Atlanta
    11 – Green Bay
    10 – Dallas
    9 – Buffalo
    8 – Tampa Bay
    7 – Baltimore
    6 – New Orleans
    5 – Denver
    4 – St. Louis
    3 – Washington
    2 – Kansas City
    1 – Chicago

  2. TommyG says:

    Killer bro.

    14 – Houston
    13 – Atlanta
    12 – Denver
    11 – New England
    10 – Dallas
    09 – Tampa Bay
    08 – Green Bay
    07 – Washington
    06 – Cincinnati
    05 – San Francisco
    04 – New Orleans
    03 – Buffalo
    02 – St. Louis
    01 – Baltimore

  3. Jay says:

    14 – Huston
    13 – Atlanta
    12 – New Orleans
    11 – Dallas
    10 – Denver
    9 – Tampa Bay
    8 – New England
    7 – Cincinnati
    6 – St. Louis
    5 – Miami
    4 – Green Bay
    3 – Philly
    2 – 49′ers
    1 – Baltimore

  4. Vinny The Book says:

    14- Houston
    13- Atlanta
    12- New Orleans
    11- Baltimore
    10- Dallas
    9- Cincinnati
    8- Denver
    7- New England
    6- St. Louis
    5- Tampa
    4- Buffalo
    3- Chicago
    2- Green Bay
    1- Washington (yep…I hope you get fired you fucking Walrus)

  5. Gary D says:

    Here you go, my friend:

    14 – Atlanta
    13 – Dallas
    12 – Houston
    11 – New England
    10 – Cincinnati
    9 – New Orleans
    8 – Denver
    7 – Tampa Bay
    6 – St. Louis
    5 – Baltimore
    4 – Washington
    3 – Buffalo
    2 – Detroit
    1 – Chicago

  6. Eric Bersano says:

    14 – Houston
    13 – Dallas
    12 – Denver
    11 – Green Bay
    10 – New England
    9 – Atlanta
    8 – St. Louis
    7 – Washington
    6 – Cincinnati
    5 – New Orleans
    4 – Chicago
    3 – Pittsburgh
    2 – Buffalo
    1 – Carolina

  7. Scottie Boy says:

    Houston 14
    Tampa Bay 13
    Atlanta 12
    New Orleans 11
    Green Bay 10
    St. Louis 9
    Cincinnati 8
    Denver 7
    Dallas 6
    Buffalo 5
    Philadelphia 4
    Indianapolis 3
    Baltimore 2
    Chicago 1

  8. Schroeder says:

    Atlanta 14
    Green Bay
    Miami
    Tampa bay
    Dallas
    St. Louis
    Cincy
    Houston
    Oakland
    Denver
    New England
    Baltimore
    Sanfrancisco
    Washington 1

  9. Dexter Sookra says:

    Buffalo – 6
    Atlanta – 13
    Carolina – 2
    Dallas – 14
    Greenbay – 7
    Houston – 12
    Cincinnati – 8
    St. Louis – 4
    Wahington – 1
    New Orleans – 11
    Denver – 10
    New England – 9
    Baltimore – 5
    San Francisco – 3

  10. Pam says:

    Baltimore 14
    Atlanta 13
    Buffalo 12
    Green Bay 11
    New Orleans 10
    Houston 9
    Dallas 8
    New England 7
    Washington 6
    Cincinnati 5
    Tampa Bay 4
    Denver 3
    St. Louis 2
    San Francisco 1

  11. Sam says:

    14. Houston
    13. New Orleans
    12. Atlanta
    11. New England
    10. Dallas
    9. Tampa Bay
    8. Green Bay
    7. Denver
    6. Cincinnati
    5. Buffalo
    4. Washington
    3. St. Louis
    2. Baltimore
    1. Chicago

  12. Noel says:

    New Orleans 14
    Dallas 13
    Green Bay 12
    Baltimore 11
    Denver 10
    Atlanta -9
    Houston 8
    Tampa Bay 7
    New England 6
    Cincy 5
    Miami 4
    Washington 3
    St Louis 2
    San Fran 1

  13. Tim Rogers says:

    14-Houston
    13-New England
    12 -Green Bay
    11-Atlanta
    10-Tampa
    9-New Orleans
    8-Denver
    7-Dallas
    6-Philadelphia
    5-St. Louis
    4-Baltimore
    3-Buffalo
    2-Kansas City
    1-Chicago

  14. JC says:

    14 – Cleveland (that’s right)
    13 – Houston
    12 – Denver
    11 – New England
    10 – Atlanta
    09 – Tampa Bay
    08 – Green Bay
    07 – Washington
    06 – Cincinnati
    05 – Chicago
    04 – New Orleans
    03 – Buffalo
    02 – St. Louis
    01 – Baltimore

  15. Katie Gimler says:

    Bills 3

    Packers 11

    Falcons 13

    Buccaneers 6

    Cowboys 5

    Eagles 1

    Cardinals 4

    Chiefs 2

    Texans 12

    Saints 8

    Chargers 10

    Patriots 14

    Steelers 7

    Bears 9

  16. Gemstones says:

    Fins 4
    Packers of the fudge 12
    Confederates 10
    Pirate team from that state that looks like a dong 5
    Color of poop team 8
    Not a team with a concussed dog abuser 9
    Foot fetishers 7
    That red team from the middle of the country 6
    Team from George Bush oil land that will probably win it all 13
    Team with gay looking people in costume 1 (oh… Raiders)
    Eli’s smarter brother’s team 3
    God’s Team 14
    That team w/ the hurt guy (the angry black hurt guy, not the honkey rapist) 11
    The one with the heart-attack fans from SNL 2

  17. Jake Leannah says:

    Houston 14
    Green Bay 13
    Atlanta 12
    Denver 11
    New England 10
    Dallas 9
    St. Louis 8
    Tampa Bay 7
    Washington 6
    Cinncy 5
    New Orleans 4
    Baltimore 3
    Buffalo 2
    San Francisco 1

  18. Dallas – 14
    Houston – 13
    Denver – 12
    New Orleans – 11
    Atlanta – 10
    New England – 9
    Cincinnati – 8
    Tampa Bay – 7
    St. Louis – 6
    Washington – 5
    Baltimore – 4
    Green Bay -3
    Buffalo -2
    Chicago – 1

  19. Francisco Martinez says:

    Houston 14
    Atlanta 13
    Cincinnati 12
    Dallas 11
    New Orleans 10
    Green Bay 9
    New Englund 8
    Buffalo 7
    Tampa Bay 6
    Baltimore 5
    San Francisco 4
    Denver 3
    New York Jets 2
    Washington 1

  20. muktown says:

    14 Houston
    13 Atlanta
    12 New Orleans
    11 Green Bay
    10 Cincinnati
    9 New England
    8 Dallas
    7 Denver
    6 San Francisco
    5 Baltimore
    4 Carolina
    3 St. Louis
    2 Philadelphia
    1 Buffalo

  21. Dutch says:

    14. Bills 13. Bills 12. Bills 11. Bills 10. Bills 9. Bills 8. Bills 7. Bills 6. Bills 5. Bills 4. Bills 3. Bills 2. Buffalo 1. Bills


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