by Rakesh The Intern
Check it out, bro. Corby LeGault is Canadian, yet that didn’t stop him from winning $50 in our pick ‘em last week, my friend. Plus, he was like all hammer on booze when he make his picks, bro, and he still beat me. So once again I do week of work for free for this site on web while he go home with my $50.
Again, I do unpaid internship here at Daily Upper Decker, but my boss say, “Hey Rakesh. If you can pick NFL games better than everybody else, I give you fifty bucks.” So, since the last time I made fifty dollar I had to eat thirty-two ears of cat, I say, “You got it, my friend.”
Here are the rules, bro:
1) In the comments section below, pick winner of each game, beginning with this Thursday’s Texans/Lions contest, bro.
2) Put your name and real email address when you sign in, bro. This is the only way I can get you your money if you win, my friend. My boss say he will not contact you with any other offers or pills to make your junk big, bro.
2) There are 16 games this week, my friend. The pick you are most confident about, bro, you put 16 point next to it. The one you are totally like guessing at or picking upset or whatever you call it in this country, that is where you put 1 point.
3) If there is tie between two or three or seven people, bro, then whoever posted their picks first will be the winner.
4) You must beat my picks, bro. I get fifty dollar from my boss if I am better than everybody else.
5) Picks must be in before the start of this Thursday’s Saints/Falcons game (8:20PM Eastern/5:20PM Pacific), bro.
Here are this week’s games, my friend. Only one team in the NFC East is over .500, but thankfully we get to see every team in prime time this weekend, bro. Good luck or whatever you call it:
New Orleans at Atlanta
Jacksonville at Buffalo
Seattle at Chicago
San Francisco at St. Louis
New England at Miami
Arizona at NY Jets
Indianapolis at Detroit
Minnesota at Green Bay
Houston at Tennessee
Carolina at Kansas City
Tampa Bay at Denver
Cleveland at Oakland
Cincinnati at San Diego
Pittsburgh at Baltimore
Philadelphia at Dallas
NY Giants at Washington
Here are my picks, bro:
16 – Green Bay
15 – Chicago
14 – New England
13 – Baltimore
12 – Dallas
11 – San Francisco
10 – Detroit
9 – Houston
8 – Denver
7 – Atlanta
6 – Arizona
5 – Buffalo
4 – Washington
3 – San Diego
2 – Oakland
1 – Kansas City
1- Atlanta
2- Buffalo
3- Chicago
4- San Francisco
5- New England
6- Arizona
7- Detroit
8- Green Bay
9- Houston
10- Kansas City
11- Denver
12- Oakland
13- San Diego
14- Baltimore
15- Dallas
16- NY Giants
Here are my personal assistant Baldev’s picks:
16 – NY Jets
15 – New England
14 – San Francisco
13 – Baltimore
12 – Chicago
11 – Green Bay
10 – Houston
9 – Indy
8 – Buffalo
7 – New Orleans
6 – Tampa Bay
5 – Dallas
4 – NY Giants
3 – Cincy
2 – Carolina
1 – Cleveland
Bro you are going down.
16- Dallas — we really suck and letting go of Jason Babin won’t help. Sure he has 5.5 sacks this season but he had one last week and 4 tackles. Perfect time to cut a DE. Andy Reid I tip my hat to your genius.
15- Houston
14- San Francisco
13- Carolina
12- Green Bay
11- Detroit
10- Jacksonville – yep that just happened
9- Cincinnati
8- Chicago
7- Miami….
6- Baltimore
5- Redskins
4- Atlanta
3- Tampa Bay
2- Jets
1- Oakland
16. Houston at Tennessee – Houston
15. New England at Miami – New England
14. Minnesota at Green Bay – Green Bay
13. Philadelphia at Dallas – Dallas
12. Indianapolis at Detroit – Detroit
11. Pittsburgh at Baltimore – Baltimore
10. Seattle at Chicago – Chicago
9. San Francisco at St. Louis – San Francisco
8. Arizona at NY Jets – Arizona
7. Tampa Bay at Denver – Denver
6. New Orleans at Atlanta – Atlanta
5. Cincinnati at San Diego – Cincinnati
4. NY Giants at Washington – New York Giants
3. Jacksonville at Buffalo – Jacksonville
2. Carolina at Kansas City – Kansas City
1. Cleveland at Oakland – Oakland
San Francisco – 16
Buffalo – 15
Dallas – 14
Chicago – 13
New England – 12
Green Bay – 11
Carolina – 10
Denver – 9
Jets – 8
Houston – 7
Detroit – 6
NY Giants – 5
Cincinnati – 4
Atlanta – 3
Oakland – 2
Pittsburgh – 1 (* Unless BigBen grows hair on his balls b/f the game…then Pitt is at 9)
Houston – 16
New England
Atlanta
San Fran
Buffalo
Chicago
Indy
Green Bay
Carolina
Jets
Dallas
Denver
Baltimore
Cleveland
Giants – 1
I dont need to rank them since I just picked all the correct winning teams anyway…
16 Houston
15 Atlanta
14 New England
13 San Fran
12 Chicago
11 Baltimore
10 Denver
9 Carolina
8 NY Giants
7 Buffalo
6 Indianapolis
5 Dallas
4 Cincinatti
3 Arizona
2 Minnesota
1 Oakland
1 Atlanta
2 Houston
3 Jacksonville
4 Detroit
5 Carolina
6 Minnesota
7 Cleveland
8 Denver
9 San Diego
10 Chicago
11 NY Jets
12 Dallas
13 Baltimore
14 NY Giants
15 – New England
16 San Francisco
Atlanta
Jacksonville
Chicago
San Francisco
Miami
Ny jets
Indianapolis
Green Bay
Houston
Carolina
Denver
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Philadelphia
Washington
Atlanta
Seattle
Houston
New England
Buffalo
INdy
Carolina
NY Jets
S.F.
Green Bay
Denver
Baltimore
Cleveland
Cincy
Dallas
Washington
Atlanta 3
Jacksonville 4
Seattle 5
San Francisco 15
New England 16
Arizona 6
Indianapolis 7
Green Bay 2
Houston 14
Carolina 1
Denver 13
Oakland 8
Cincinnati 9
Baltimore 12
Dallas 10
NY Giants 11
Atlanta
Buffalo
Chicago
Detroit
Green Bay
Houston
Carolina
San Francisco
New England
Arizona
Tampa Bay
Oakland
Cincinnati
Baltimore
Philly
Giants
New Orleans
Chicago
Houston
New England
Buffalo
Detroit
Carolina
New York Jets
San Fran
Green Bay
Denver
Baltimore
Oakland
Cincinatti
Dallas
New York Giants
16-New England
15-Green Bay
14-Atlanta
13-Denver
12-Houston
11-San Francisco
10-NY Jets
9-Chicago
8-Oakland
7-Cincinnati
6-NY Giants
5-Dallas
4-Pittsburgh
3-Kansas City
2-Detroit
1-Buffalo
Fieber, you’re just a tad late on this one. For this week’s games, try and get them up before 15 of the 16 games have been played. Thanks buddy!