The Phillies’ Stinker of a Season is Almost Over


by Tommy Gimler

When Jimmy Rollins and his .248 batting average sit atop your statistical leader board, odds are you’re having a miserable season. That’s also what happens when every other player with an ounce of talent spends a significant amount of time on the DL.

Here’s a screen shot from last night’s loss to the visiting Washington Nationals that pretty much sums up the Phillies’ 2012 season. Personally, I don’t think the kid with his digits up his nose is even half as disgusting as just how fucking overweight that Phillies fan is behind him.

Ugh, and as I’m writing this John Axford just blew his ninth save of the season for the Brewers, and now they’re pretty much in the same boat as the Phils.

Any crap, look at that photo and answer our new poll, bitch…

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