When Modern Warfare 3 hit the $1 billion sales mark in just 16 days last year, I knew it had to be a good game. But I didn’t know it was this good.
Proving just how dull the state of Ohio is, a 15-year-old dork from Columbus was hospitalized yesterday after he collapsed from severe dehydration. Doctors said the geek was dehydrated not from doing too much activity in the 95 degree heat but rather a four day Xbox sesh playing the hit game. Mama dork said her son would only leave his room to get a little snack or take a quick shower (Really, a shower? How intense is this game?).
She also said the next time her son walks into his room, he won’t find the Xbox waiting for him.
Oh, now she takes it away. Parent of the fucking year, right there. I mean, you wouldn’t want to think about taking some action after 36 hours or so. This nerd better hope he never gets kidnapped because it’ll be over half a week before his mom even notices he’s gone.
No word yet as to what this dork will do now that his reason for living has been taken away from him, but just wait until this kid discovers girl-on-girl porn…