by Tommy Gimler
Meet Mahiedine Mekhissi-Benabbad. He won’t blow up your plane, but you probably don’t want him watching your kids anytime soon either.
Mekhissi-Benabbad won the 3,000-meter steeplechase race at the European Athletics Championship this weekend in Finland and celebrated by pushing a 14-year-old girl dressed up as a mascot:
No word as to what the girl was promoting that set off the steeplechase champion. My guess is that she was promoting a toothbrush or toothpaste, but when she looked at him, she recommended some kind of soap or book on hygiene, and he lost his shit…