by Tommy Gimler

This turd is NBA referee Monty McCutchen, and he really liked what he saw in the Miami Heat’s 121-106 series-clinching win over the Oklahoma City Thunder last night.

So much so, that after Mike Miller hit yet another 3-ball to put the Heat up by 27 points early in the 4th quarter of Game 5 of the NBA Finals, McCutchen ran down the court and slapped high-five with head coach Erik Spoelstra:

I put this second link below because I’m sure David Stern will have every intern in the league office taking down videos like the one above all day today and throughout the weekend:

NBA Fix

Did Monty McCutchen have some cash on this puppy? Maybe he had the Heat at minus-3.5 to just win the game. Maybe he had the Heat to win by 13-15 points at a whopping +1200. Maybe he had OVER 193.5 total points for the game and knew it was a lock at that point. Or maybe McCutchen was so happy because he did what David Stern wanted him to do: he made sure LeBron James got his first NBA championship.

So, how is David Stern going to respond to this one? Is he going to leave a comment below that asks me if I’m still beating my wife? Is he going to have one of this thugs from the league office send me a cease and desist letter because they own the rights to the evidence of collusion in the video above?

Or maybe he’ll do absolutely nothing because he just doesn’t care anymore, and he’s getting sloppy. Between accusations that the NBA Lottery was fixed and now a referee slapping high-five with the winning coach in front of 11 million people, it’s been quite an embarrassing month for a league that many had already labeled as sketchy and fixed (see Tim Donaghy, Patrick Ewing NBA Lottery, Michael Jordan’s gambling addiction killed his father and got him kicked out of the league for two years, etc.).

Or maybe he’ll do absolutely nothing because nobody reads this blog…