by Tommy Gimler
Leave it to ESPN and the mainstream media to create another story instead of reporting one.
On this morning’s edition of SportsCenter (why I still watch this shit, I have no idea), Hannah Storm and Tim Legler said that Oklahoma City Thunder guard James Harden got his revenge with an inadvertent elbow to the face of Lakers Idiot Metta World Peace in the first quarter of last night’s Thunder victory.
For those of you who were in a coma over the past few weeks, here is World Peace’s intentional elbow to Harden’s dome that forced him to miss two games with a concussion:
Now here is Harden’s inadvertent elbow from last night:
That qualifies for revenge about as much as Paris Hilton qualifies as talented. Now if Harden would have tied World Peace to a chair in the visitor’s locker room and done this:
Then I would say that Harden got his revenge. In the meantime, I’ll probably continue to watch SportsCenter every morning and let them insult my intelligence…
I was going to use the curb stomping scene from American History X at first, but Jesus H, even I found that to be too brutal. The Nazi symbol on his chest didn’t help matters either…