by Tommy Gimler

I can think of 100,000 different things I would spend $100,000 on instead of a day with Tim Tebow, and apparently fans at Yankee Stadium Sunday night feel the same way.

The day after an anonymous Florida couple purchased one day with the new Jets QB for 100k at an auction benefiting the Tim Tebow Foundation, Tebow was booed when he was shown on the giant video board even though he was wearing a Yankees hat.

According to Deadspin, the couple plans to bring Tebow to the Florida Keys to hang out with underprivileged children. Personally, if I want to send a message to the underprivileged youth of the Florida Keys, I don’t bring in a guy who has never made a mistake in his life. Instead, I bid $25 and six Percocet pills to get Ryan Leaf. ”Keep it up kids, and you’ll wind up like this turd. Now, go mow my lawn.”

Here is where spending $100,000 on a day with Tim Tebow falls on my list of Things I Would Drop 100k On:

#99,999: In the name of Robert William Barker, getting every cat spayed or neutered…

#100,000: Paying to fix Amy Winehouse’s teeth…

#100,001: Spending the day watching passes from Tim Tebow sail ten yards over my head, and at the end of the day, Tebow writes me a check for $2 million…

#100,002: Taking Tim Tebow to an abandoned warehouse in Detroit. There we sit front row for a Cannibal Corpse concert where they play every single one of their songs. Twice…

#100,003: Derek Jeter’s black book…