Orange You Glad You Didn’t Pick Syracuse?


by Tommy Gimler

Being a Syracuse fan this year has been a lot like dating a bipolar woman.

Bernie Fine allegedly fondled boys. :(

The Orange start 20-0! :)

Yahoo! Sports reports Syracuse allowed former players to play even though they failed drug tests. :(

The Orange get the #1 seed in the East! :)

Fab Melo will miss the NCAA Tournament. Goddammit. :( :( :(

According to, sophomore center Fab Melo will not travel to Pittsburgh with the team and miss the NCAA tournament because of an eligibility issue. No further statement has been issued because of privacy laws.

The real question here is, “How in the hell has Jim Boeheim stayed sober through all of this?” I think if a report comes out tomorrow that Boeheim was seen leaving The Home Depot with a case of rubber cement, we should let it slide…

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